Can anyone solve this P99 forum puzzle?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Sorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Derp!

Guess for this one: Goblin Merchant

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How dare you! My pal offered me excellent rates when I had to restock on bandages between killing Sonic Bats!

Yup, and that's why this answer is incorrect.

[Sorn]

Originally Posted by Jimjam [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

How dare you! My pal offered me excellent rates when I had to restock on bandages between killing Sonic Bats!

He's a scam artist who probably runs an underground shrunkn headcheez ring and you know it! Don't defend this rat!

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Konfetti [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

http://wiki.project1999.com/A_Shady_Swashbuckler

Certainly out of the way if you're loaded with coin at T1

Definitely true - but in this case it's not correct.

[Swish]

Bubar?

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bubar?

Hrm. I like that one. Maybe in a future riddle, but not this one!

Reposting since it's a page or so back again:

My rates are unfair,
I'm out of the way.
Weapons flying through the air;
For some classes here I'm a mainstay.

It's about long enough that I'd give another clue - so here you go. One of the previous answers was so close I almost had to award it... But they missed one part of the clue that made it obviously incorrect.

[thejester11]

Smith Tv`ysa

[Swish]

Ping Fuzzlecutter

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by thejester11 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Smith Tv`ysa

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ping Fuzzlecutter

No, and No.

[thejester11]

Krak Windchaser

[mcoy]

Originally Posted by thejester11 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Krak Windchaser

Well, we're finally away from EC (not sure how it got there anyway...) But it's still wrong!

I'm going to call it a night soon. If no one's gotten it by then, I'll come up with another verse. I really don't want to have to go THERE though...

*cough*