stupid gay 'game' superhot

[Big_Japan]

what do yall think of my feet? they are probably the veiniest/most utilitarian part of my anatomy other than my penis. I cant decide if they're attractive or not but im not really a foot expert. Any foot enthusiasts?

[Xaanka]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what do yall think of my feet? they are probably the veiniest/most utilitarian part of my anatomy other than my penis. I cant decide if they're attractive or not but im not really a foot expert. Any foot enthusiasts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iQ0dJUgXEs

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Xaanka [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i'm not a gaymer so i just don't understand what you're talking about. what's so wrong with that? sorry i did not mean to offend you with my posting lets keep things civil *puts gloves back on*

dude go put on some aloe vera salve and heal up fast, k bro?

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Any foot enthusiasts?

ah not so much. Boots however! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I've got my motorcycle shitkickers. My horsey shitkickers. My bad weather backpacking shitkickers. My construction shitkickers. And my shitkicker shitkickers (tactical). I have a pair of shoes, but they are doc martin shitkickers.
They're all VEry sexy

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Big_Japan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

well i wasted my time "pirating" this unreleased early access pile of shit cause I heard it was at least a cool tech demo. just writing in to confirm it's not worth even that. Whatever calculations the engine has to do to speed up/slow time based on your movement just about catch my fucking computer on fire even when gfx are turned all the way down.

And why the fuck do bullets go at the speed of an archer's arrow even when you're moving in real time? Is it because at realistic speeds the game design didn't make any fucking sense and the game wasn't fun? Is it because they were afraid to give you enough movement speed for skill at the game to actually matter? Bullet velocity is so low that the slowmo mechanic isn't even necessary to beat even the hardest levels.

Why can't you crouch?

Why does the sword, what could have been the coolest weapon, always slice people in half in the same spot of the torso even though other melee weapons have accurate hit detection and I can shatter skulls with a bat swing to the face?

Videogames fucking suck. This is a cutting edge tech demo? People paid $20 to play this shit? i hope it got them on a FEMA internment list

If i could tell my angsty 15 year old self one thing, it would be that foregoing suicide to see the wonders of the future will be pretty pointless.

Here's a video you can click around for gameplay footage. This idiot shill screams about how "this game is awesome". I like bukkake so i found this pretty amusing at least.

I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless.

So someone developed a game called Super Hot that makes your PC Super Hot?

I'm hoping this is not the "proof of concept" this wannabe hipster nerd gamer is talking about in the review video.

[AzzarTheGod]

I just watched more of the video. Big J help. Explain the financials of this game to soothe my pain. What platform was it released/distributed on/under? How was it funded? Is the physics engine patented? What is the relationship between the engine and the game itself, are they the same company?

Please answer each question in brief detail.

Is this a shitstarter demo? I feel sick. Wish I had never heard of this.

[Xaanka]

Originally Posted by Daywolf [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dude go put on some aloe vera salve and heal up fast, k bro?

ah not so much. Boots however! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I've got my motorcycle shitkickers. My horsey shitkickers. My bad weather backpacking shitkickers. My construction shitkickers. And my shitkicker shitkickers (tactical). I have a pair of shoes, but they are doc martin shitkickers.
They're all VEry sexy

do you own any hobnailed boots?

[Daywolf]

Originally Posted by Xaanka [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

do you own any hobnailed boots?

Like cleats? Nah. I have really heavy duty mountaineering boots with gnarl tread, but nothing with hobnails exactly. I'm pretty far south where it doesn't snow really, and not very rocky either.

[Big_Japan]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I just watched more of the video. Big J help. Explain the financials of this game to soothe my pain. What platform was it released/distributed on/under? How was it funded? Is the physics engine patented? What is the relationship between the engine and the game itself, are they the same company?

Please answer each question in brief detail.

Is this a shitstarter demo? I feel sick. Wish I had never heard of this.

i dont know the answers to any of this in any detail, dumb pc gayme, i just know it's garbage and you shouldn't buy it. There's nothing really impressive about the time speed up / speed down bullshit either really. game runs in ticks tick rate slows down speeds up and past ticks are saved for replay big woop. Prolly could have done it in source engine and then it wouldn't handle like complete ass. it was definitely heavily funded by early access and apparently was under development for 5 yrs to get us this 5 minutes of gameplay on an engine that lags my computer to shit

Oh yeah it's $25 buckaroos for literally less than an hour.

[Tongpow]

nah.... game is pretty dope.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH4QOcSAqLM

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Originally Posted by Tongpow [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

nah.... game is pretty dope.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH4QOcSAqLM

Every single LP of this game the players are talking like they've never played an FPS in their life.