I had a conversation with Uthgaard

William Wallace · #1 02-10-2011, 03:21 PM

Uthgaard: The king desires peace.

William Wallace: Uthgaard desires peace?

Uthgaard: I declare it to you, I swear it. I propose that you withdraw your attack. In return I grant you title, epics, and this chest of platinum which I pay to you personally.

William Wallace: A lordship and titles. Platinum. That I should become Judas?

Uthgaard: Peace is made in such ways.

William Wallace: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time you spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Halas nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by you under a flag of truce to a barn, where you had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember you're notion of peace.

"CONTINUE THIS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!"

Messianic · #2 02-10-2011, 03:31 PM

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...but I remember you're notion of peace...

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Mise · #3 02-10-2011, 05:30 PM

I love ya. Always have.

Ihealyou · #4 02-10-2011, 05:47 PM

Slathar · #5 02-10-2011, 05:50 PM

william wallace then pulls out his plasma-rifle and says to the invading alien hordes, "im too old for this shit." then the fresh prince of belair beats his ass with a tire iron and does the macarena

President · #6 02-10-2011, 06:11 PM

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Sweet... thanks...

runlvlzero · #7 02-11-2011, 06:28 AM

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william wallace then pulls out his plasma-rifle and says to the invading alien hordes, "im too old for this shit." then the fresh prince of belair beats his ass with a tire iron and does the macarena

lol

Thetruth · #8 02-11-2011, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by William Wallace [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Uthgaard: The king desires peace.

William Wallace: Uthgaard desires peace?

Uthgaard: I declare it to you, I swear it. I propose that you withdraw your attack. In return I grant you title, epics, and this chest of platinum which I pay to you personally.

William Wallace: A lordship and titles. Platinum. That I should become Judas?

Uthgaard: Peace is made in such ways.

William Wallace: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time you spoke of peace I was a high as peace pipe.. And many Halas nobles, who would not be slaves to the pipe, were lured by you under a flag of testicles to a barn, where you had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember you're testicles of peace.

"CONTINUE THIS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!"