DAE

[James_Joyce]

DAE ever look down from forumquesting and ur glass of water has a coating of snow from the scalp flakes coming off of u? doesnt really hurt nething, they dont have a flavor but makes me feel bad still somehow

[iruinedyourday]

no but sometimes I look down and the 2 day old bottle of soda I am continuing to drink from has like 9 flies dead in it.

[James_Joyce]

ok i got one i got one

one time i was clipping my nails by my bed, I put my nail clippings into a 3/4 empty water bottle next to bed cause I didnt feel like getting up right at that moment.

The next early morning I went to pop my daily prescribed methadone/oxy dose at 5am so i could wake up a cpl hours later feeling nice as was my custom. But I washed my pills down with the tainted bottle and choked on a bunch of toe nail clippings and gagged and spit all my drugs back into the water bottle reflexively.

But they were almost my last pills for the month & I would be crawling out of my skin a day earlier if i wasted them, so I had to strain the toenail clippings with my teeth and swallow all the water and half-dissolved pills along with the smaller pieces of nail.

DAE relate to this??

[iruinedyourday]

I wish I could say my college roommate drank the urine I put in a cup next to his bed playing EQ on his PC late one night, but alas I cannot.

[AzzarTheGod]

I rarely beard these days. But this one time at beard camp, I had pissed into a poland spring earlier in the evening.

So I woke up from mid-sleep about 2 and half hours in, typical Nonrestorative sleep (NRS) cycle, and thirsty as hell from the "benign" plague on human DNA known as Gilbert's syndrome.

I keep a few poland spring bottles ready to rock and roll on the countertop, as I go through about 4 to 5 liters of bottled water per day, any less and Ill dehydrate.

I palmed a bottle, registered its weight in a split nanosecond, "feels full, much fresh, must legit".

Big gulp of piss straight to the face, gagged and spit ruining a bunch of stuff while simultaneously trying to peel to the bathroom having to get through 2 closed doors to wash my mouth out.

[James_Joyce]

^^that's a top-tier bottled water story right there, buddy.

I aint never pissed in the house anywhere but the bathroom, except when on enough downers one year that i picked up the temporary habit of bedwetting. Y'all are gross, but I guess I can't judge after my own tribulations.

[Pokesan]

uh why did you piss in the bottle azzar? you were in a house with a bathroom?

what

[Pokesan]

Originally Posted by AzzarTheGod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I rarely beard these days. But this one time at beard camp, I had pissed into a poland spring earlier in the evening.

So I woke up from mid-sleep about 2 and half hours in, typical Nonrestorative sleep (NRS) cycle, and thirsty as hell from the "benign" plague on human DNA known as Gilbert's syndrome.

I keep a few poland spring bottles ready to rock and roll on the countertop, as I go through about 4 to 5 liters of bottled water per day, any less and Ill dehydrate.

I palmed a bottle, registered its weight in a split nanosecond, "feels full, much fresh, must legit".

Big gulp of piss straight to the face, gagged and spit ruining a bunch of stuff while simultaneously trying to peel to the bathroom having to get through 2 closed doors to wash my mouth out.

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[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

uh why did you piss in the bottle azzar? you were in a house with a bathroom?

what

Roommate situation forced my hand.

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Fandango pulled this guy into TS a few times, I think. Memory is vague it was a long time ago. Seemed like a pretty interesting character. Always cooler when something is happening in your own backyard. If he was from California it wouldn't be half as entertaining even if you doubled the stories and exploits he takes credit for. Reminded me of a cracked out Tiggles with a criminal record and 70 IQ.