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Old 08-26-2015, 12:44 PM
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:03 PM
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hahaha if GG was jered

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Old 08-26-2015, 01:05 PM
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Filbus, you make a compelling argument and either you are the greatest role player in recorded history, or GreenGrocer is indeed Jared Fogle.
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:24 PM
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Filbus is a candidate, one of the 2000, but he has not yet ascended to become one of The Nine. There was damning evidence that he and Portasaurus, aka Greengrocer, are engaged in a struggle from which only one can emerge alive to fill the vacancy among The Nine that resulted when Elvis died in the destruction of the twin towers. I saw was, because the evidence has been dealt with. Even alluding to the rumors in innocuous and utterly disregarded forums like these has become very risky. Be wary of any entanglement in this war between immortals my friends, be very wary.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:15 PM
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:37 PM
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hahaha if GG was jered
Yes... pretty funny, right? So ridiculous that it JUST might be TRUE

9/11 - remember it? people thought it was just a funny idea that bush knocked down the towers

Copernicus said the sun was the center of the solar system. And the people laughed.

Robin Williams spoke out against the Illuminati, Bush, 9/11, Twin Towers, Memes, and look what happened to him.

I'm not saying that I'm being supplied with evidence from high level members of the Subway/P99 Foundation. I'm definitely not saying that. And I would never say that one of these members has claimed that HE is Greengrocer. Because why would I believe that? Why would I, Project 1999's premiere halfling detective, be so easily duped into believing that Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus AKA Pleatlord is actually this high ranking member of Subway AKA P99??

One last note before I flee this location... I hear the p99/subway helicopters closing in...

Pleatlord anagrams to Platelord

Who else do we know that made a $15 million empire as the Lord of Plates?
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:47 PM
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:52 PM
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The more questions I asked, the darker this quest became. A long night alone in a dark hobbit-hole with a few bottles of JumJum had me looking into things that I should never have pursued.

Portasaurus... greengrocer... pleatlord... platelord... platlord(still need confirmation on this one)... splatlord... bluntlord...

Why was my friend so obsessed with being "Lord?" There was a ring to this question that sent shivers down my spine.

Portasaurus. Is this name a dinosaur who ports people? That's what the plebes are led to believe. But pull apart the name... Port-A-Saur-Us

Port: a harbor
A: of, or to
Saur: ????
Us: We, inclusive pronoun

Then it hit me. All of the Lord names began to Ring in my ears.

Saur = Sauron

Port-a-Sauron-Us

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Greengrocer is a port for Sauron to control us. Jared Fogle is the Dark Lord returned. Subway/p99 is Mordor. Rogean is the Witch King of Angmar, and each of the GMs are the ringwraiths.

I hear shrieking outside my hobbit hole. They have come for me. It's time to kick ass and drink JumJum, and I'm all out of Jum.
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Old 08-26-2015, 03:38 PM
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Old 08-26-2015, 03:49 PM
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Ok I am convinced now. CaptainAmazing = Portasaurus = Greatest Roleplayer/Hoaxer of the Known Internets.

I salute you. /(^_^)
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