Chipotle

[Kimmie]

I'll take cheap Chinese takeout over almost every type of fast/slow food
but when it comes to pretend mexican,
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[Portasaurus]

i love tacos

[Visual]

I don't eat fast food but if I was in a bind, I'd choose a delicious taco bell taco over a disgusting bubble gum steak burrito from chipotle.

They put salad dressing on their rice for fucks sake

[Orruar]

Originally Posted by Ezalor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's pretty hilarious how white people think chipotle is "healthier than mcdonalds"

here is a burrito with normal toppings

1310 calories, 70g fat, 22.5g sat fat, and more than your entire daily limit of sodium

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I just checked out their calculator. Did you put every single topping on it or something?... My usual bowl only comes to 530 calories, 760 when I want some guac. Even with guac, it's only 6.5g of sat fat. You're probably some fat fuck who likes to load it up with extra sour cream and cheese. Gross.

[Evia]

I love Chipotle! Being vegetarian for the last 10 years I really get down on the sofritas! damn that shit is sooo gooood..... I miss it though and haven't had it in forever. the closest one to where I live now is like 4 or 5 hrs away and I have yet to make the long drive. I might though now that this thread sparked my memory on how great it was...

[quido]

I like Chipotle but fuck, there's no fucking way in hell I'd drive more than 20 minutes to get it.

[wts]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I was working as a male hustler out in Cali back in the late 70's, burrito and taco joints were where you went when you wanted a lot of food, that was both decent and cheap.

The burritos were always the way to go. In the last couple decades of the 20th century, people discovered Mexican food beyond Taco Bell, and they also discovered, that Taco Bell burritos are a) small and b) suck. A market opening was found and the Shell Corporation -- which owns Chipotle -- made the ncessary capital investments and now sells you 70's style fat burritos, with that Whole Food vibe all the white people seem to need and love.

Myself, I'm still hustling, and while I may not be the marquee name on the streets anymore, I still walk the walk and talk the talk, and every now and then, a client buys me a burrito. But not at a Chipotle. That's like buying coffee at Starbucks, amigo. Plus, I got nabbed on loitering charges there a couple years ago, and they are being super jerks about it.

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This is the greatest post in the history of P99. Bravo.

[Daldaen]

Chipotle confirmed best food on planet.

[Laugher]

Chipotles p good, not a vegetarian but haven't ordered meat on anything there since like 2002, aside from that its still interesting enough to go to every once in a while in lieu of the no less than 15 cheeseburgers to choose from otw to it.


also:

Originally Posted by milsorgen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

taco truck tortas ftw

[maerilith]

I haavent eaten at chipotle since I made this post. their service sucks