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Old 10-15-2010, 04:25 AM
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There was a fortune teller who was quite short in stature. For some reason she got arrested and thrown into prison. After a while she managed to escape the confines of the prison. What did the headlines say about her the next day?



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Old 10-15-2010, 11:46 AM
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Yes it does.

Not sure which it is, but it's made of tomatoes, garlic, and comes from Italy.
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Old 10-15-2010, 01:49 PM
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Deliciously Supreme and having to pick just one......

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Old 10-15-2010, 02:17 PM
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When Taco bell serves Milanesa Y Albondigas then I will eat there

or if they make the Enchirito a regular menu item again!

till then the only tacos I eat come from my grill and are made with carne asada, Adobada o Lengua
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Old 10-16-2010, 04:35 AM
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Arby's big roast beef + curly fries. All who claim otherwise are infidels who shall be exterminated like rats (the big rats, like the ones in the Tbell dumpster feasting on all the leftover dog meat tacos.)
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Old 10-16-2010, 11:19 AM
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fourthmeal is the only good poster on this board

but i still will never eat taco bell.
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:07 PM
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fourthmeal what do you get from taco bell?
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:37 PM
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crunchwrap supremes are amazing. i usualy go for a cheesy bean and rice burrito or a couple beefy 5 layer burritos. and cant forget the side of nachos, never forget the nachos.
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Old 10-16-2010, 06:26 PM
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It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to rise as far as I have. Thank you sire, thank you. That said, I have to warn you that stating you'll never enjoy Taco Bell is blasphemy, and you and your cohort of bun eaters will have a special place in a giant vat of fire sauce in which you will burn in for all eternity if you do not repent.
Taco bells fire sauce is weak compared to my old ladys sauca de chilis and her mothers is even hotter, yummy yummy
Taco bell fire sauce I can drink that straight out of the package like it is water
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Old 10-16-2010, 06:29 PM
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But can your penis take being submerged in it for eternity? I'm guessing not
dude it can be no hotter than a tight senority on a friday night en la zona norte :P
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