Enjoy The Weekend

[Genedin]

Looks fun! I broke my elbow mountain biking because a bunch of mother fuckers were sitting in the trail at the bottom of the hill.

[Tassador]

some people look for bitches and blunts we look for weed to make money.

[thugcruncher]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, girls we imagine playing red99:

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Girls that actually play on red99:

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TLDR, be sure to drink a lot this weekend.

[Rellapse40]

lol

[Tali]

In other news HippoNipple browses the Chive to dream about things he doesn't experience,
The Girl: http://thechive.com/2014/02/28/those...r-42-photos-2/
The Bottle: http://thechive.com/2014/03/07/daily...-45-photos-10/

[Super Hater]

Can tell that Hippo doesn't get much play. Dude fantasizes about women that don't know he exists more than any teenage dork in high school.

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's not the size of the hotdog, it's how you throw it down that hallway.

This is what guys with small peckers and very little experience with women say.

Originally Posted by Tali [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

In other news HippoNipple browses the Chive to dream about things he doesn't experience,
The Girl: http://thechive.com/2014/02/28/those...r-42-photos-2/
The Bottle: http://thechive.com/2014/03/07/daily...-45-photos-10/

So true... He tries so hard too, it's hilarious.

[Gaffin 7.0]

hippo's prefered choice of women are skin and bones, fucking gross, nice tits tho

[Super Hater]

Bitches with any type of real curves usually don't go for dudes that are skinny like Hippo. They usually have needs that little peckers can't satisfy.

[Ames who?]

Originally Posted by HippoNipple [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, girls we imagine playing red99:

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Girls that actually play on red99:

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TLDR, be sure to drink a lot this weekend.

lold so fckin hard

[HippoNipple]

Great weather today. Hitting up the golf course on the way home. What are the chances of this girl being the beer cart girl?

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