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Old 03-10-2014, 10:25 PM
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Serious plea to anybody who knows Velious baking and would be interested in joining the guild and spearheading the effort to bring all of the delicious new Velious treats and meals to Greengrocer for everyone to enjoy!

Also interested in talking to high end guilds about maybe establishing some sort of mutually beneficial raid meat supplyline deal?

-your Greengrocer
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Old 04-06-2014, 12:47 PM
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WTB Sea Dragon Meat!
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Old 04-06-2014, 12:56 PM
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^ Please high-end guilds, give this guy some Sea Dragon Meat. He doesn't want a stupid Velious totem; he wants to make a god damn sandwich!
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Old 04-06-2014, 01:03 PM
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stupid velious totem stupid and inedible. and stupid.

delicious sea dragon steaks delicious!

cmooooooooooon. please please please?

Note: If I can't reach an understanding with the raiders, I'll be forced to attempt to socially hack the meat out of your guilds.

Speaking of... Any suggestions for emotionally weak T1 guild members that could help me organize some sort of Oceans 11 dragon-meat heist? Maybe we could do it like Office space and just take 1 meat per week/month so it's not noticeable? Either way, we'll need a very small Asian man who can do lots of back-flips.

WTB meat spies
WTB small, acrobatic asian man

-your Greengrocer
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:00 PM
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Are the Trolls used in your Troll Pickles free range trolls?
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Old 05-11-2014, 04:39 PM
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the logical name for this guild would have been Street Meat Vendors.
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Old 05-12-2014, 12:43 PM
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This is an awesome idea. When I start working on my baking skill I might get in on this or at least contribute some good eats! I already have some dwarf meat on ice.
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Old 05-12-2014, 12:55 PM
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Nice weather (and specifically the return of MLB) has significantly impacted our hours of operation, but Nomsanto Industries is always hiring experienced bakers, brewers, fishermen and fisherwomen!

Please send a PM here if you are interested in joining our ranks, helping to spread Good-Favor-by-Good-Flavor™.

Lastly, we are still looking for disgruntled T1 guild traitors to steal a bunch of [Sea Dragon Meat] in exchange for [undisclosed gifts]. Please send a PM if you think you can assist in this endeavor.

-your Greengrocer
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