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11-15-2013, 03:32 PM
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Ranger jokes - enjoy!
Found these around the internets...enjoy! (and add more if you have them) [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas? A: Because every time a ranger dies, Karana sheds a tear. Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house?? A: Your cat is camping his corpse. Q: Why don't rangers get FD? A: The fall to the ground would kill them. Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking? A: They're usually standing naked at their bind spot. Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game? A: So they can die faster. Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown? A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass. Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore? A: They go down on anything and everything Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever? A: LFG. Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse? A: 30 seconds of combat. Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder? A: Do you come here often? Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ? A: Because the chicken kicked his ass. Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger? A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger. Q: What did Emperor Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him? A: DING...!!!!! Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions? A: Rangers don't have red shirts. Q: What inspired the Ranger class? A: Kenny in the various South Park episodes. Q: Why was PoKnowledge created? A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster. Q: What do you call a level 60 Ranger? A: Blessed Q: What do you call a level 65 Ranger? A: Gifted Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time? A: Masochistic Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger? A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme. Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers? A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one. Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around? A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead. Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers? 1. ) Ask if they need to get conviction before going in outdoor zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP. 2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time. 3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's. /shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this drop?" You say, "rangers" A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT. Just after Kunark was released and epic discussions were rife. General consensus was that the ranger epic should of proc "resurrection". Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!" Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing." What is the cheapest form of Rune? Lvl 65 Ranger. Q)Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups? A)-And you never will either. Q)How many rangers does it take to change a light bulb. A)None, the bulb was still cooling and killed them instantly. Q)Why do they call them rangers? A)Because no one would play a "RezMe". Q) Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox? A) He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death. ----- Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee? A: A ranger! Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse? A: 30 seconds of combat!
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11-18-2013, 09:58 PM
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They got the last laugh for about ten years after luclin though, eh?
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11-19-2013, 07:17 AM
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