The End of Civilization is Cumming

[Lune]

Virtual Girl-Fucking is here

1. Women love wealth and/or status.
2. Men only put in the work to get wealth and/or status to get women
3. Man doesn't need women anymore because he can fuck a machine
4. Man stays at home all day fucking machines
5. Civilization crumbles
6. Women don't care about their appearance anymore so they eat all the food
7. Everybody starves
8. Fuck machines inherit the Earth
9. Aliens show up a few decades later
10. Take one look, turn around, and fly the fuck away
11. Velious is released on p99

[radditsu]

Fails due to needing to be a year list.

[runlvlzero]

You missed the part were the aliens fuck the machines and velious is never finished.

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You missed the part were the aliens fuck the machines and velious is never finished.

You're a failure

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by radditsu [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You're a failure

Would you care to explain why you have to troll every single one of my posts?

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Would you care to explain why you have to troll every single one of my posts?

Such a sad person.

[Lune]

It's a well known fact that, in the natural progression of a civilization, the ability to make a sophisticated fuck machine is inevitable. If a civilization is advanced enough for interstellar travel, that means they were able to overcome the temptation to stay home and fuck a machine, and their society did not fuck itself to death.

Thus, star-faring civilizations are immune to fuck machines.

It's like you've never even seen Cosmos: A Personal Voyage.

[Pheer]

So will the aliens come and liberate us from the fuck machines or ...?


Why is this starting to sound like a porn parody of the terminator?

[radditsu]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_EYq0_g...%3D_EYq0_g3Gl0

[Lune]

No, we are already dead.

The alien civilization comes to our planet, and they see we are all dead. They look closer and find a bunch of skeletons hunched over fuck machines that are still running. Then they leave because they've seen it all before and it's not even interesting to them.

Also the aliens are Christian.