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Old 10-02-2013, 07:06 PM
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I haven't read every page of this thread but if it hasn't been stated yet, I am 100% sure the end result is the wife's fault...

"SLOW DOWN, PULL OVER, OH NO WATCH OUT YOUR GOING TO HIT THEM, PANIC, PANIC MORE AHHHH!!!! GET OFF THE FREE-WAY!"

Yea if this was a dude alone in the car I expect we'd be hearing about 20+ written off motorcycles and corpses on the pavement.
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Old 10-02-2013, 07:37 PM
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I haven't read every page of this thread but if it hasn't been stated yet, I am 100% sure the end result is the wife's fault...
You are probably 100% correct
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Old 10-02-2013, 07:40 PM
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Old 10-02-2013, 10:25 PM
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I haven't read every page of this thread but if it hasn't been stated yet, I am 100% sure the end result is the wife's fault...

"SLOW DOWN, PULL OVER, OH NO WATCH OUT YOUR GOING TO HIT THEM, PANIC, PANIC MORE AHHHH!!!! GET OFF THE FREE-WAY!"

Yea if this was a dude alone in the car I expect we'd be hearing about 20+ written off motorcycles and corpses on the pavement.
Adorable post. I bet women just love you.
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Old 10-02-2013, 10:37 PM
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Elements is a huge dipshit on red if their char name is Elemental or w/e/
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Old 10-02-2013, 10:56 PM
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not involved with red, but thanks for the association.
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Old 10-02-2013, 11:01 PM
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Adorable post. I bet women just love you.
Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.
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Old 10-02-2013, 11:49 PM
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Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.
I thought all married men had to surrender their balls. It was built into my marriage contract that my husband surrender his, but I am a nice wife so I let him borrow them from time to time. Been considering letting him have them full-time, though, because they weigh down the frivolous designer purse I bought with his money.







P.S. Obviously kidding, btw. I never let him borrow them.
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Old 10-03-2013, 12:17 AM
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I thought all married men had to surrender their balls. It was built into my marriage contract that my husband surrender his, but I am a nice wife so I let him borrow them from time to time. Been considering letting him have them full-time, though, because they weigh down the frivolous designer purse I bought with his money.

P.S. Obviously kidding, btw. I never let him borrow them.
There's just so much wrong here. I'm sorry you're not with a real man.
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Old 10-03-2013, 12:18 AM
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Yeah talk about equality of the sexes....

IMO there can be none under marriage as it is a statist concept.
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