10kpp Giveaway, all welcome to participate

Hagglebaron · #1 08-24-2011, 05:36 PM

This time it's just a funny eq story competition, any good memories you have from p99 or live are fair game!

The best story shared by this weekend will be notified to pick up their prize Sunday evening or anytime afterwards.

Hagglebaron · #2 08-24-2011, 05:38 PM

Post here for others to enjoy as well mate

Tiggles · #3 08-24-2011, 05:50 PM

A friend of mine drove from Philadelphia to Colorado to meet a girl he met online in the EQ guild we where in. The problem is she was married to another player in the guild at the time.

They took off in the middle of the night and drove from colorado back to philly to live his parents house with the 7 animals she had brought with her.

My guild leader who was furious that he lost one of his mainhealers(the girl) and his main tank(the husband) because of some scrubby SK (my friend) found out my friends address and gave it to the angry husband.

The husband flew over to philly and tried to kill my friend on his front lawn. The cops where called and the husband was forced to flee back to Colorado.

My friend who did not make much money (worked nights as security on campus) was foced to slowly sell off his belongings to support her and she quickly grew fedup with his current situation and after 3 months she left him to get back with her husband.

This left him pennyless guildless and womanless but his epic EQ fail will be an amusing story to tell people for years to come.

And the moral of the story is Nothing good comes out of Colorado.

vageta31 · #4 08-24-2011, 06:14 PM

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A friend of mine drove from Philadelphia to Colorado to meet a girl he met online in the EQ guild we where in. The problem is she was married to another player in the guild at the time.

They took off in the middle of the night and drove from colorado back to philly to live his parents house with the 7 animals she had brought with her.

My guild leader who was furious that he lost one of his mainhealers(the girl) and his main tank(the husband) because of some scrubby SK (my friend) found out my friends address and gave it to the angry husband.

The husband flew over to philly and tried to kill my friend on his front lawn. The cops where called and the husband was forced to flee back to Colorado.

My friend who did not make much money (worked nights as security on campus) was foced to slowly sell off his belongings to support her and she quickly grew fedup with his current situation and after 3 months she left him to get back with her husband.

This left him pennyless guildless and womanless but his epic EQ fail will be an amusing story to tell people for years to come.

And the moral of the story is Nothing good comes out of Colorado.

I thought the moral was going to be nothing good ever comes out of a cheating woman? Especially one that whores herself through EQ hehe.

Tiggles · #5 08-24-2011, 06:37 PM

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I thought the moral was going to be nothing good ever comes out of a cheating woman? Especially one that whores herself through EQ hehe.

Nah I like my moral better. Colorado Sucks

Demetrium · #6 08-24-2011, 11:32 PM

When I started playing EQ I was like 13-14 and had no sense of morals. After griefing tons of people with /consent scams and crap the GMs had the last straw after several people reported me shouting racial profanities about sand giants in Oasis.

I was chilling out in Kelethin by my bro poopy pants Banker Willaen in full rubicite like a hot shit when GM Tunso decided the party was over. He started telling me that he was going to suspend my account and I did the most logical thing --- I started to run and try to jump off the side of Kelethin. He rooted me and said "where do you think you're going?" and then I saw "you have been disconnected". Then I had two weeks to think about how my actions were a personal affront to all he stood for.

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visage · #7 08-25-2011, 03:55 AM

Ok my personal funny story that happened in game was.

2 weeks after the boats were implemented. I hopped on the boat from freeport. I arrived in Ocean of tears. I got off the boat to wait for another boat or to do some selling at the INN there can't remember. Anyway upon returning to the dock I casted invis. Otherwise that stupid female woodelf would've jacked me around. I was like 18 at the time. When I arrived (still invis) I caught a conversation going on. The people talking included a Erudite and two humans all male. They were gracefully sitting at the dock. When in /say the erudite then says " But, why do I have to be black you guys". One of the human characters then replied back , " Because man its the best race for your class". The second human than replies " Dude its okay everyone plays a black character at some point". The Erudite obviously still frustrated with his race than says, " But you guys are white and i'm black can't we switch!". At this point the boat arrives. Just before they get on the boat I uninvis my character. I than hail the Erudite to get his attention. He turns to me and says Yes? I than ask him " So (soandso) why are you black?".

I found this story halarious and I was cracking up. Clearly these were noobies comming back into EQ showing a friend how to play. They suckered him into a black character which he didn't feel was his own.

cearobinson · #8 03-07-2013, 07:13 PM

Oh man... here's going way back.

So I was about 10 or 12 when I first started playing. I made a Wood Elf Ranger of which I put all of my points into strength and stamina, don't judge me I wanted him to be durable. So, I made a friend in the game and his name was Iinen. So, I could never figure out how to send him a tell because everytime I would type /Linen (Yeah, I was dumb. Some how I didn't figure out it was a capital I not a lowercase L). So when I wanted to talk to him I would shout out in the zone, "linen! Send me a tell!" until he finally did. He eventually corrected me and I figured out how to send him a tell.

Then, as I was running around Gfay I would hear people alllllllll day shouting about how they would pay for a SoW or they are looking for a SoW. Now, I had never experienced my clothes ripping in the game before but I figured it must be a common thing since so many people really need this SoW. So, I went up the lift one day, clothes still in tact, and bought a sewing kit. I came down and sat at PoD lift and starting shouting, "SoWing at PoD lift! Donations accepted." Mirroring messages I had heard before. I figured I'd be rolling in the plat in no time! So my first customer walks up and hails me. I put the sewing kit in trade and wait for the money to show up. He cancels the trade and sends me a tell laughing at me, doesn't tell me why just merely laughs and walks off. So now I'm confused and don't know if I'm doing this SoWing thing right or not. The next guy walks up and the other guy is standing right next to him. He hails me, I put the sewing kit in trade and he too cancels and laughs at me. I'm now seriously doubting my tailoring ability. So, the next customer walks up, hails me and I give him the kit. He cancels the trade and sends me a tell explaining the difference between SoW and sew. I now feel stupid and I made a Necromancer.

/fin

billw134 · #9 08-25-2013, 05:45 PM

So my account was on the Torvonillous Server. When I was at work I had a roommate who also used my account on the Veeshan server.

I got a few of my buddies to buy the game and join me, as it was completely amazing. I bought a computer after I bought the game bc my roommate kicked me off of his for something called sleep. Whatever. Well my friends did not know what servers were, so they ended up spread over a few different ones before we finally decided on the server we ended up on, Torv.

After I had been playing for a while I applied & was accepted into the guide program. I remember using IRC to get cshome, go over what was expected of guides, and learn a few rules (don't go into Blackburrow!)

I was told to make a lvl 1 character on the Sarrin server maybe, so that I might be given my guide abilities. One thing, I was not to know anyone who played on that server. Well turns out one of my friends was on that server. So I let the powers that be know this, and was transferred to the Veeshaan server without my knowledge. Yep, the same said server where my roommate had ben playing.

When I got home from work he called me into my own room, and said something weird was going on. He could see invis without the spell. More fun tho, doing a quick /who all
we could see everyone's account name. Where they were if anonymous, and what guild et cetera.

The guide powers had been extended to all of my roommates characters on that server.

So I petition this, not knowing why this was happening, but not wanting to get in trouble either. I tell the guide who responds to my petition that I can see things I should not. He asks, "like what?" And I reply, "Well Sexycat69, things like that." (Not actually his account name, but whatever it was lit a fire under him, bc I was escalated to tells from the GM within about 25 seconds.

Probably not a 10k story, but it was a funny experience none-the-less!

Hope you enjoyed it!

Slathar · #10 08-24-2011, 06:42 PM

On a level 50 wizard on Rallos Zek, pre-Kunark. So, I zone into Greater Faydark and see this Dark Elf Shadowknight moving very, very slowly. He had full Umbral and the Soul Leech weapon. He saw me zone in and I had a very bad reputation as someone who liked to one-shot people with Ice Comet. He immediately starts sending me tells.

Shadowknight tells you, "dude please I know what you're thinking but I'll make it worth your while if you just let me go."

I begin casting Ice Comet. Shadowknight begins to slowly walk toward Lesser Faydark zone.

Shadowknight tells you, "COME ON I CANT DIE RIGHT NOW"

First Ice Comet drops him to about 40%. I begin casting the second Ice Comet.

Shadowknight tells you, "fuck you cocksucker you fucking queer, you'll never see the planes"

Second Ice Comet lands slaying the shadowknight. I loot him quickly and here the cha-ching. You have looted 11,400 platinum. He also didn't bag his Hooded Black Cloak.