cats thread

[atomicpaul]

hey folks. cats are divisive, but not inherently political, because they are animals, in case you were not aware. and the lord intends for us to be stewards of the earth, which means we must care for them despite their assholery.

i recently learned my cats are not woke, much to my disappointment, as they obviously tend towards anarchy: https://phys.org/news/2025-12-cats-a...y-meowing.html

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by atomicpaul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i recently learned my cats are not woke, much to my disappointment, as they obviously tend towards anarchy: https://phys.org/news/2025-12-cats-a...y-meowing.html

Women receive inferior meows because they talk too much.

[atomicpaul]

reiwa reminds us all that he's single itt

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by atomicpaul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

reiwa reminds us all that he's single itt

As the study authors comment, "Cats used vocal communication more frequently when greeting male caregivers... male caregivers might engage less frequently in verbal behaviors compared to female caregivers. This difference could prompt cats to use vocal signals more actively to elicit responses from male caregivers."

[shovelquest]

If aliens came to earth, I think there is a high probability they would go talk to the cats first.

They'd assume we were just simple AI tesla bots. We just clean up after them, we take care of them.

I imagine that Ai bots in the future, would go do work, earn a living, and pay for my house to sleep in and be massaged by the tesla bot when it wasn't working.

So like, all of the things we do, entertainment, make movies, music, etc, its all created by the cat to make the AI bots work hard, so they can just live for free and be taken care of.

[sammoHung]

i opened this post thinking it would be about cats and cool stories or cute pictures of cats.

Instead its the same fucking washed up drivel of conversation that keeps getting recycled on loops. woke this, AI that, women this, etc etc. Even in jest, even sarcastically this shit is so worn out and fuckin tired. move on to new jokes for fucks sake

Fuck yall are lame.

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[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by sammoHung [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i opened this post thinking it would be about cats and cool stories or cute pictures of cats.

Instead its the same fucking washed up drivel of conversation that keeps getting recycled on loops. woke this, AI that, women this, etc etc. Even in jest, even sarcastically this shit is so worn out and fuckin tired. move on to new jokes for fucks sake

Fuck yall are lame.

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I know its hard to accept. You are a tesla bot. And cats are your overlords.

[atomicpaul]

i'd post pics of my cats but i don't know if vbulletin or whatever kinda forum this js strips the geolocation data out. i don't need anyone showing up with a mace

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by atomicpaul [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i'd post pics of my cats but i don't know if vbulletin or whatever kinda forum this js strips the geolocation data out. i don't need anyone showing up with a mace

p99 uses a ancient version of vBulletin and it does not strip exif data by default if you upload a image as an attachment iirc

places like imgur log the geolocation data but strip it for the output link, iirc...


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[Jimjam]

*complains about stale content*

*attaches 20 year old meme gif*