Funniest dick moves on Live

[onmove_broke]

I'll admit I was an asshole at times on live. I used to grab every single undead in SK and run them to KFC and train people. I would invis myself and run by people sitting and watch like 20 mobs train on someone.

I also used to grab all the SG in Oasis and run them to the shore. Fun times.

What was the biggest dick move you did on Live?

[shovelquest]

Banged your mom.

[wuanahto]

on live i used to beat the fuck out of sand giants in oasis to like 30% health
bard speed/invis song whos name i forget now because its been like 10 or 15 years
and just run around with the giant following me.

some of my favorite moments was trying to align myself with the pillars in the oasis to scare the fuck out of people

You know that pillar next to the gypsy camp? i would get the giant "behind" the pillar and book it to P1 to make it seem like its popping out of no where and just stand up the P1 pillar as it ran to me. watched players scatter. and when a player cried out for help i would goto the center of the zone and do a few laps in the water until said high level goes away. then i would sneak it into the ocean for some aquatic jumpscares

[Domo]

Ive put high level posion on rusty rapiers and daggers and gave them to orcs in nro and Commonlands. Then I watched noobs die.
To bad youtube was not a thing back then :/

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Domo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ive put high level posion on rusty rapiers and daggers and gave them to orcs in nro and Commonlands. Then I watched noobs die.
To bad youtube was not a thing back then :/

You never clarified why you made this story up. Obviously you're aware that poison poisons your main hand slotif there's a piercing weapon equipped, correct? And it triggers on your first melee attack. Back on live, you could apply poison and then unequip your dagger and then punch something with poison. Obviously this wouldn't work if you passed the item to a mob, so I ask again:

Why are you lying on the Internet?

[Rygar]

Definitely cybered with a guy's wife when I was a hormone high 18yr old, he even caught one of my dirty tells on her screen and logged off in a panic in the middle of our raid, determined never to play again to face him (he also played EQ, both in our guild).

She emailed me that she explained it away (no idea how, it was a bad tell) and convinced me to log back on. He never said anything somehow.

Then a different gal I was into gave me her account info so I could corpse recover her toon. I knew this other guy was into her and he messaged her, I said something like "aww you're so cute, plz cyber with me [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]" and he jumped right in it, seemed like a total kid saying things like "don't worry I know how to find the tube" and shit like that, he ripped off 3 tells before I could finish my message that I wasn't her and was just kidding. I squelched his boner so hard and he never spoke to me again.

[Cecily]

I don't think poison ever worked liked that. Why would you go on the Internet and just tell lies?

[Jimjam]

On Tallon Zek I set /surname Ld on my brother's rogue. Poor guy was constantly getting attacked by people going "Lol, this guy is LD, lets kill him!"

[Jimjam]

(LD meaning Link dead)

[Ekco]

>What was the biggest dick move you did on Live?

swapped out my SMR for a Oracle robe before joining a AM group in Lguk to say i needed it instead of rolling.