le chevalier bleu

nalkin · #1 07-31-2011, 11:19 PM

Hé guys,

Have you heard of the guy named Goo,
He'll chase you down and pounce on you.
Smack ya around and tbag u.
You see his face and then your slew.

No time to run no time to hide,
Grab your friends and hit the line.
Pull the plug and wait a while
Zone back in and crap a pile,
Cause you see his face, you see his smile
Oop hes dotted you in the meanwhile.

Another kill for geegoo
Another thrill for geegoo
His count goes up higher than the rest
All you see is that yellow text, you must really detest
The fact that his blood is blue
that he is a p99er through and through
Yet leader of all the red servers so far
Are all the 'pvpers' really this subpar?

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Doors · #2 07-31-2011, 11:20 PM

Beautiful.

Yiblaan · #3 07-31-2011, 11:21 PM

This made me cry

JayDee · #4 07-31-2011, 11:22 PM

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He'll chase you down and pounce on you.
Smack ya around and tbag u.

are you polish by chance

Bardalicious · #5 07-31-2011, 11:30 PM

One thing I've learned from starting to play with the Emu PVP community is that the "big dogs" of PVP generally are the first to talk shit and also the first to pull the plug when they can't back it up.

Good show. A++

Lazortag · #6 07-31-2011, 11:35 PM

Oh man, I love this.

PurelyElf · #7 08-01-2011, 01:04 AM

I'm getting this poem tattooed in pretty calligraphy on my thigh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Harrison · #8 08-01-2011, 01:08 AM

Salty got shit on by bluebies. Classic.

Envious · #9 08-01-2011, 04:14 AM

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Salty got shit on by bluebies. Classic.

Salty is a bluebie you fucking moron.

Take your washout stupid ass the fuck out of our PvP forums. kthxdrivethrupokemon.

Lazortag · #10 08-01-2011, 09:32 AM

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Salty is a bluebie you fucking moron.

Take your washout stupid ass the fuck out of our PvP forums. kthxdrivethrupokemon.

You can't disown Salty and call him a bluebie just because he sucks. If that were the case we could disown Yiblaan and call him red!