Green 2.0 is LIVE

[Bobjenson]

Fake. It is coming April 1st, no joke. Put in your PTO if you work!

[Trexller]

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Dude. Way too young. Not cool.



I need some granny hotness, and no one here has the balls -- the balls, dammit -- to make it "their signature thing," something they are known for, and an area of sexplay they are more than happy to share secrets, tips, and great vacation spots.


Instead we got coeds. Dear god in heaven if I never see another coed in my life....


Look. I get it. I used to have them crawling in and out of my bed and I just called them all sweetheart.


But I want some greybeard action. I want the drapes to match the carpets. I need snaggleteeth, continency problems, but a body that won't quite and skin so crepe-like you can see their organs if you stand em in from of the window.


Ok, I better cool down. I guess I'll just look at Trexller's usual fare. Nothing is more of a turn off to a grizzled veteran of sex like miyself, than some pouty kid who probably doesn't even know how to do a respectable Phoenix Trolley.


Ask yer great-grandma about the Phoenix Trolley. That's where you make this tooting sound with a bunch of people inside you. Phoenix used to be known for trolley cars.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I need some granny hotness, and no one here has the balls -- the balls, dammit -- to make it "their signature thing," something they are known for

It sounds like you just nominated yourself.

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Ah, so that is who Boo was, in his MIND.

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ah, so that is who Boo was, in his MIND.

mother fucker over here trying to ruin Minsc.

i won't stand for it. that was a completely hetero relationship between a ranger and his space hamster.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

mother fucker over here trying to ruin Minsc.

i won't stand for it. that was a completely hetero relationship between a ranger and his space hamster.

Public apology.

I have to own the fact I'm working through my own issues here. Larian Studios' BG3 is going to be awesome and I *know* my current rig can't run it. SO I'll try to lose myself in the douchey TLP coming up and tell myself I'm not living a lie.


But I will be. A big fat elf simulator lie. Inside, I'm isometric. Born that way.

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Public apology.

I have to own the fact I'm working through my own issues here. Larian Studios' BG3 is going to be awesome and I *know* my current rig can't run it. SO I'll try to lose myself in the douchey TLP coming up and tell myself I'm not living a lie.


But I will be. A big fat elf simulator lie. Inside, I'm isometric. Born that way.

it doesn't cost much to build a decent pc

reuse your case and power suppy if it doesn't suck, shop for a mobo, some ram, pick a cpu and gpu and whatever other peripherals you want, then use pcpartpicker.com/list/ to build it virtually and check for known compatibility issues.

pc components pretty much cannot be assembled improperly, every part has unique connectors
ez pz.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

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