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Old 11-30-2019, 12:57 AM
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Old 11-30-2019, 01:24 AM
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A Pakistani-Mexican place just opened nearby. I’m thinkin’ this’ll be the Year of Biryani.
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Old 11-30-2019, 01:26 AM
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What do I eat? A bag of dicks, according to that one guy I accidentally trained in Crushbone.
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Old 11-30-2019, 09:53 PM
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What do I eat? A bag of dicks, according to that one guy I accidentally trained in Crushbone.

You know, I have always thought, when being told to do this, as it is common in one way or another in many cultures, like eating a bag of dicks, get rammed in the behind and things of sexual nature ... what if the recipient actually enjoys that?

The insult becomes a compliment? The angry person is actually telling you to do something so pleasurable you can actually get orgasmic bliss out of it? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Old 11-30-2019, 10:17 PM
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:17 PM
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You know, I have always thought, when being told to do this, as it is common in one way or another in many cultures, like eating a bag of dicks, get rammed in the behind and things of sexual nature ... what if the recipient actually enjoys that?

The insult becomes a compliment? The angry person is actually telling you to do something so pleasurable you can actually get orgasmic bliss out of it? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 12-01-2019, 12:55 PM
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I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Naw dude. Wet burlap sack.
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Old 12-01-2019, 02:03 PM
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I am thinking they wouldn't even come in a bag... it would be more like a package like sausages came in. Or at least in a jar, like pickles. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Louis CK - Suck a Bag of Dicks
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Old 11-30-2019, 03:55 PM
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A Pakistani-Mexican place just opened nearby. I’m thinkin’ this’ll be the Year of Biryani.
Trying not to be racist but Pakis, Indians & pretty much anyone from the subcontinent need to be told 1000 times to wash their hands. Its the culture but it doesn't work in the real world. Refuse to hire.
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Old 11-30-2019, 01:28 AM
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Usually my quest item that, for some awful reason, counts as a meal and was in my top inventory slot.
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