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Old 02-17-2011, 10:51 AM
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Default How to LUBE my ball mouse, using nothing but household products

Was just wondering... I'lll just go ahead and put this in the R & F .
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:10 AM
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Was just wondering... I'lll just go ahead and put this in the R & F .
in the spirit of R&F:

r u livin in a 3rd world country or why else do you still owe a mouse with ballz?
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Old 02-17-2011, 11:12 AM
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My balls are on top.
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Old 02-17-2011, 12:40 PM
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Good luck lubing up your mouse's balls, sir. My mouse likes astroglide but in a pinch he seems to respond well to vegetable oil as well.
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Old 02-17-2011, 09:19 PM
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My balls are on top.
This is the Mouse i have... [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] On the ROG, when using strife, i need to Whip the mouse hard... to get behind the Mob/player. The red ball kinda drags...
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Old 02-17-2011, 12:44 PM
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only lube it after the stripper has performed oral
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Old 02-17-2011, 03:54 PM
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My suggestion for nearly every computer related problem is lots of salt water poured right in the case.
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Old 02-17-2011, 06:45 PM
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no no no

coffee with lots of sugar and cream goes all in the case


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Old 02-17-2011, 07:12 PM
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Old 02-17-2011, 09:58 PM
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rubbing alcohol or even soap and water will clean it, just don't clean it with a rough textured towel. never had a problem with drag. when you clean it it will seem like it's wanting to stick, but simply hold onto it till the oils on your hand transfer over~

That is how you lube your ball mouse <3
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