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Old 12-14-2014, 11:23 AM
Orruar Orruar is offline
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Default ITT: TMO rages over a Larrikan's Mask

For some reason, the other thread was locked. Would hate to lose this gem through the passage of time, so here it is!

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Originally Posted by Trellin, murdered by packets, may he RIP in peace
A lovely day of waiting for Tykar to spawn at Seafarer's Roost in East Freeport, when suddenly... What's this? Ten or so TMO members enter out of nowhere!

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They make a beeline for upstairs where they all crowd around vendor. This vendor must be having a clearance sale and everybody knew about it but poor old Trellin! Out of curiosity I take a peek..

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Did you hear that? This man just got in a Leatherfoot Raider Skullcap and he's offering it to me! Me! Let's see what else he's got..

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A Larrikan's mask for just 7 gold? What a steal! Leatherfoot Raider Skullcap just 90p? Slowstone Amber and Midnight mallet at bargain prices! Not anymore!

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Feeling good about being the proud new owner of..

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When suddenly I receive the following RUDE tell

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Clearly this man doesn't understand how our capitalist market works! The vendor was having a bargain bin clearance sale and the first bird gets the worm - but I'm a reasonable man, so I decide "what the hey" and offer him a compromise. So I inspect his items and notice his Crown of King Tranix Equipped and offer him a wager!

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Sadly, my efforts at brokering a peace were to no avail.. But hey, plenty of fish in the sea. I venture outside and immediately run into some finely dressed young TMO members who I /wave to and broadcast my auction to the zone. Unfortunately, it did not fall on receptive ears.

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Well put, Palana. Well put.

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I must say. His packets are really hurting. My computer is totally melting right as I type this... NooOooo pLLeassSee doNtt paccckKeettt mE brRRroooOo
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Old 12-14-2014, 11:30 AM
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Every time I see that nerd Jeremy post, I think about him embarrassing himself like this and it makes me smile.
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Old 02-16-2015, 10:36 PM
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Every time I see that nerd Jeremy post, I think about him embarrassing himself like this and it makes me smile.
This shit is weak.

Why do all you nerds come here and try turning benign, boring, bullshit, into some kind of weak drama?

You guys are hitting a lame factor of 20 on a scale of 5.

What are you doing with your lives?

lol.
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Old 02-16-2015, 10:47 PM
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What are you doing with your lives?

lol.
updating my retro band poster collection and pumping iron
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Old 02-16-2015, 11:22 PM
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This shit is weak.

Why do all you nerds come here and try turning benign, boring, bullshit, into some kind of weak drama?

You guys are hitting a lame factor of 20 on a scale of 5.

What are you doing with your lives?

lol.
Get the fuck out of here.
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Old 02-17-2015, 10:51 AM
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Get the fuck out of here.
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OP and everyone in this thread.
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Old 02-21-2015, 12:31 AM
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This shit is weak.

Why do all you nerds come here and try turning benign, boring, bullshit, into some kind of weak drama?

You guys are hitting a lame factor of 20 on a scale of 5.

What are you doing with your lives?

lol.
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Old 04-21-2015, 10:30 AM
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This shit is weak.

Why do all you nerds come here and try turning benign, boring, bullshit, into some kind of weak drama?

You guys are hitting a lame factor of 20 on a scale of 5.

What are you doing with your lives?

lol.
Now we all think you deal with humiliation so often that you have to trivialize it in order to cope.
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Old 12-14-2014, 12:11 PM
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If you just pm a gm or guide or forum mod they will unlock the post.
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Old 12-14-2014, 01:40 PM
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Palana Willin says, 'What a cheerful crowd'.
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