smothered in underware *slathar approved*

[karsten]

repost of a great thread, in lieu of a recent video, <3 you glyph & strydur! real friends remember forever! (i would have bumped but it was too old to threadzombie)

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this story was too good to pass up -- plus, real friends remember forever. yesterday I happened upon everyone's favorite semi-retarded nihilum mage app who, as you'll recall, refused my good natured help to drag his body after a number of failed tranix attempts and then, strangly, met slathar in lguk and wound up trying to fight him. Anyways, i hope you enjoy this heartwarming tale.

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i figured hey, slathar is avenged, today so far was a groovy day. The he started going through every stage of online rage, let's count:

1. telling me i had a little dick. AS IF HE KNEW (i good naturedly offered to drag his body)

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2. threatening to kill me later

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honestly i think he was being sarcastic here

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3. telling me to stop talking to him after sending me rage tells (this one is definitely a classic - also guy, please stop reminding me about my dick size, i've got enough issues)

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4. claiming he was afk (also a classic!!)

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he was moving around while i was fighting him, but i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. I figured if he were afk but still moving around, something else must have been slapping the good old WASD:

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look well i don't think he has a gamer cat

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5. after this he went for yet another classic -- the "you're gay" strategy:

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WELL MAN YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, GLOVES ARE OFF, LUCKILY HE DECIDED TO GO TO BED BECAUSE COME ON

he was nice enough to say good night

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so I collected myself and offered to drag his body again, but he had logged off

anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed my tale

[hivemind]

This guy might be as average as they come when it comes to the always expected post-death rage tell. Guy hittin all the marks.

[Smedy]

good read

[Knuckle]

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good read

[phacemeltar]

you never answered his question.. are you gay in real life?

[karsten]

I am not! there are some great pals on the box that are though

[Not_Kazowi]

Originally Posted by phacemeltar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you never answered his question.. are you gay in real life?

Noah destroys pussy around the glob homie, you should take notes

[Gustoo]

I am seriously looking forward to the way-more-legit rage /tells now that /ooc is disabled globally.

I'm sorry but /ooc rage is way less interesting than personal convos in /tell

[phacemeltar]

bummer, gays r the best!

[Bidin]

You should actually play Gustoo, youd see ooc actually isnt disabled.