Just because the government is shut down...

Kagatob · #1 10-16-2013, 03:34 AM

...doesn't mean you can't get a speeding ticket. I knew it already but I know it for certain now.

Lron · #2 10-16-2013, 03:35 AM

Shut the fuck up faggot.

Kagatob · #3 10-16-2013, 03:59 AM

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Never got my license. I don't even have my permit.
I tried to get one a few times but my mommy stopped paying to let me take the test.

That's just cute Lron, tell us more.

Estolcles · #4 10-16-2013, 04:02 AM

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...doesn't mean you can't get a speeding ticket. I knew it already but I know it for certain now.

How fast were you going in what speed limit zone?

Kagatob · #5 10-16-2013, 04:12 AM

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How fast were you going in what speed limit zone?

It was 81 in a 65 out of state, I'd say 'fuck the police' but I just told the trooper that I was tired and wanted to get home so he gave me a minimum fine ($132 instead of $380 something) which won't even count against my license. This is especially good because I'm already getting raped in insurance penalties for all my speeding tickets back at home.

Estolcles · #6 10-16-2013, 04:18 AM

Lucky you got an understanding cop. I've found being honest with the cops leads to lower tickets a lot of the time.

Kagatob · #7 10-16-2013, 04:20 AM

Yeah, it was CT where they really don't give a fuck. Mass cops are all dicks though.

Hasbinbad · #8 10-16-2013, 12:38 PM

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I've found being honest with the cops leads to lower tickets a lot of the time.

Said no black person ever.

Reality:

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I've found being white leads to lower tickets a lot of the time.

Kagatob · #9 10-16-2013, 12:47 PM

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Reality:

I must of ******ed the shit out of my last 3 stops then. I'm glad I'm white all of the sudden. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ahldagor · #10 10-16-2013, 09:47 PM

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Reality: i'm a social justice luddite still speaking impotently