Blue lacking clerics?

[amos]

Is this true?

[Dirtytony]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

[JayN]

Originally Posted by Dirtytony [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

^^

[Kevynne]

Originally Posted by JayN [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

^^

[Roku]

Originally Posted by Dirtytony [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

This made me think of Blazing Saddles ... classic lol

[Kevynne]

Originally Posted by Dirtytony [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sources confirm that in recent months the number of competent, able-bodied clerics has been diminishing with the recent outbreak of syphilis among dwarves and their smaller sex slaves the gnomes.

Due to these unprecedented events; and the fact that high elf clerics are known homosexuals the cleric populace has been in dire need of resurrection.

Of course one can always roll Euridite cleric but then one must suffer the rest of their lives as a ni**er

Yu forgot that dark elf and human clerics are being corralled in concentration camps.

[webrunner5]

Once Velious comes out you will be a happy camper to have a Cleric in your group. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Complete Heal is sort of needed.

[ArumTP]

Originally Posted by webrunner5 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Once Velious comes out you will be a happy camper to have a Cleric in your group. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Complete Heal is sort of needed.

Depends on whats being done. I remember quite clearly in velk's lab keeping my group healed with only the ability/time to heal with the velious HoT spell, clickey healing legs, and a nerfed donnals breastplate.

[webrunner5]

Originally Posted by ArumTP [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Depends on whats being done. I remember quite clearly in velk's lab keeping my group healed with only the ability/time to heal with the velious HoT spell, clickey healing legs, and a nerfed donnals breastplate.

A nerfed Donnal's breastplate with a 30 second cast time and a 7 minute cool down timer is surely not something I am going to DEPEND on as a Cleric. But every bit helps. The only real time I remember using it a lot was in raids after a rez, or last chance heal on MT in Raid when oom on Chain Healing. 400 mana for Complete Heal is not a ton with some good Velious mana gear on. But you bring up some good points. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[senna]

clerics freaking everywhere