How long until you fart

[Grahm]

Serious-ish question.

how long until you fart/shit in front of a girl/guy you really like?

[Pico]

i usualy ask if they enjoy farts and proceed from there

[Pico]

sry didnt put a time, typically 1 or 2 days after first ejaculation

[r00t]

Originally Posted by Pico [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

sry didnt put a time, typically 1 or 2 days after first ejaculation

[Tasslehofp99]

Only one way to tell if a relationship will work out with someone that you really like. That is to truly just be yourself, if you gotta fart or poop then just don't be gross about it.

[visage]

It varies , however make sure you have established kissing , and if not sex first. If you have had sex with this woman , you can bust a fart out. Infact the moment you do , it lets the person know it's okay to fart aka be human. Same with burping and any other self conscious thing about being human. Usually when I persue a woman. I have established well over 12 hours of comfort building and sex. At which point I will totally fart if I need to , but I will be polite about it. For instance , recently I had In N out. Being on a diet , that food didn't sit well with me. I ended up farting like a mother fucker in this chicks car , but I rolled down the windows and prewarned her. HAHA mind you it wasn't an attractive thing to do , but it showed I was human.

[spoils]

Originally Posted by Tasslehofp99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Only one way to tell if a relationship will work out with someone that you really like. That is to truly just be yourself, if you gotta fart or poop then just don't be gross about it.

shut up meg





<3 but srs! that's all i could think of when reading that.

[Hasbinbad]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

QFT. OP might as well ask how long until you can sneeze in front of a person.

[Grahm]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're really holding in farts, this society fucked you up and you have a lot of self-healing to do.

Holding in a silent one maybe, but if you take a girl to applebees for the 1st-3rd date, you can't just lean over and shart yourself and go "haha gold ol human nature"

I've been on both sides of the spectrum where I didnt fart or shit in front of a girl for 8+ months, and have had a girlfriend that would literally intentionally queef while I was eating her out.