An open letter to Rants and/or Flames community members

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I need some snappy lines to put on a card for my girlfriend to make up for ignoring her while playing Skyrim and eating Pats cheesesteaks at 5am while she was up trying to get ahold of me.

Everquest related lines get a plus.

Best I could think of is "I'm as sorry as TR is filled with cheating scumbags"

But it seems a little to angry.

This is serious btw I need it soon.

Thanks.