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10-15-2012, 02:55 AM
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Programming/Technology Jokes
So as this thread derailed, a lot of humorous coding/tech jokes started appearing and I got a good laugh out of a lot of them. So let's see what else you guys got. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I will start with some of my favorites.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. So you have a problem and you use regexs to fix it. Now you have two problems. The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea. And here is one for all the EQ fans: How do programmers create shaman spells? By using a hex editor. nyuk nyuk nyuk. | ||
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10-15-2012, 03:16 AM
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oh and I forgot the classic linux sex
look; gawk; find; sed; talk; grep; touch; finger; find; flex; unzip; head; tail; mount; workbone; fsck; yes; gasp; fsck; more; yes; yes; eject; umount; makeclean; zip; split; done; exit:xargs!!; | ||
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10-15-2012, 01:40 PM
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Why don't jokes work in octal?
Because 7 10 11
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10-15-2012, 04:05 PM
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10-15-2012, 04:14 PM
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I don't see women as objects. I consider each to be in a class of her own
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10-15-2012, 04:16 PM
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My favorite joke about recursion.
This 1 is good too https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...hp&q=recursion
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10-15-2012, 04:17 PM
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The word "algorithm" was coined to recognise Al Gore's contribution to computer science
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10-15-2012, 04:18 PM
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.NET is called .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
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10-15-2012, 04:33 PM
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It's been said that if you play a windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting...worse still if you play it forwards, it installs windows.
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