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Old 05-30-2010, 11:42 PM
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Default My mom in NYC and toilet paper

I made my first trip to the US last october, and enjoyed New York very much.

Ok off to the meat of the post.

My mom is a clean freak. We finish our meal in a mexican restaurant and she has to go to the restroom. So is she gonna sit down on a NYC toilet seat? FUH-get about it. So she puts like half a roll of toilet paper there.

She comes out of the restaurant and i say mom, i need to take your picture! Oh this one looks great mom, you look so poetic, stay in that pose looking at that building. And we are laughing our fucking asses off. Only after 5 minutes do we tell her that when she got up from the seat, part of the paper got stuck
on her ass, and shes wearing that thing like a fox tail. True NYC story right there.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:16 AM
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