Intervention: Nirgon needs a break. He's going to die soon if we don't help!

[Harrison]

Join Date: 06-06-2011
Total Posts: 3,858
Posts Per Day: 13.70

He needs our help. We care about you bro. You need to step away from the computer. Go outside, get the help you so desperately need.

We all know you got spanked by the GMs and you're angry that you can't cheat anymore, it's okay. You can do this.

Just go outside and take a walk before atrophy begins to cripple you due to inactivity. We believe in you, put the keyboard down.

[Nirgon]

Harrison successfully trolled, again

[Vile]

But Harry, my boy, you have absolutely 0 ties to this server.. I think you need to take a break before you die, yourself.

[Diggles]

Its because PvP end counts towards post count. If blue did the same thing you and I'd have upwards of 5000 posts

[Harrison]

This has to end before it's too late.

He's up to 13.72 per day now! Holy fuck guys, he's spiraling out of control.

[Diggles]

Originally Posted by Diggles

Its because PvP end counts towards post count. If blue did the same thing you and I'd have upwards of 5000 posts

[jdklaw]

harrison vs nirgon epic fight

[Barkingturtle]

In reality, anyone above 2k posts here is an unhealthy individual.

Frankly, this message board is bad. It's dull, fat and trolled perpetually by unremarkable teen virgins. To post here as frequently as a Nirgon, Diggles or Harrison suggests a tragic vacuum exists where your social life should be. At the bare minimum, I'd wager each of them masturbates three times a day and probably a lot more when they're having a particularly morose day.

[Harrison]

Don't quit your day job, if you have one.

Psychology isn't your forte and your community college professor is a joke for lying to you about that.

[Barkingturtle]

You'd contend then that the way you bunch of fats bicker here all day, every day and for months on end is healthy and not indicative of maybe a long, lost, pedophile uncle or total and complete lack of self-worth in the real world, causing you to lash out and claim a position of superiority here in fantasy land? Well we'll just have to agree to disagree, you paragon of mental stability, you.

I was dead-on about the constant masturbation though, huh?