true botb diet.

Agatha · #1 06-23-2013, 06:56 AM

So ever since the BOTB has been announced for mages i have been taking it pretty seriously, getting all the training, working out strats, figuring out how i can cheat without sirken noticing.

I felt like I should help the other newb mages out on the server and advise them of a good diet for BOTB practice and the actual day of botb.

1. Dr pepper, this not only will keep you focus'd it is also a macro nutrient in most EQ players bodies as it is pure nutrient nothing is expelled so you wont have to pee during the competition. gives +3 to targeting your opponent and his pet.

2. Corn muffins, you are going to need atleast 4 of these for the match it is important to keep your energy up during the matches, before each round you should eat one. maybe a half depending on your tolerance. gives +8 to identifying what someone is casting.

3. Caprisuns, they are just really good.

example of a serious pvp mage desk during practice/day of.

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Agatha · #2 06-23-2013, 07:00 AM

forgot to add, you are going to need stridex (non alchohol, that shit stings), this not only works good for your face but you can also use it on your taint and foreskin area's. You arn't going to have time for showers if you want to be a true competitor.

Silent · #3 06-23-2013, 07:36 AM

wow wtf happened to your desk, is that all from last night?

Smedy · #4 06-23-2013, 08:03 AM

the diet of a champion, chef big smedy son body ready as fuk

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Agatha · #5 06-23-2013, 08:18 AM

what is that green shit? looks disgusting.

Smedy · #6 06-23-2013, 09:45 AM

spinach leaves you fat fuck

Sickpuppy · #7 06-23-2013, 09:55 AM

Bottles of water . Check .. Protein bars check .. Colgate toothpaste check .. Girlfriend with Pom poms / and her friends with signs to cheer me on . Check . Ps on a side note hope I can attend sirken seems to put these things when people have to work

Agatha · #8 06-23-2013, 10:09 AM

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Bottles of water . Check .. Protein bars check .. Colgate toothpaste check .. Girlfriend with Pom poms / and her friends with signs to cheer me on . Check . Ps on a side note hope I can attend sirken seems to put these things when people have to work

like anyone who has a job actually has a chance against me ROFL.

mtb tripper · #9 06-23-2013, 10:29 AM

Well hallo there

Colgate · #10 06-23-2013, 11:30 AM

don't forget to give your pet 5% runspeed offsets, too