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Old 09-21-2011, 08:02 PM
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Default BREAKING: PROJECT 1999 BOARDS DESTROYED IN SPLENDA-FUELED BANNING SPREE

Famed forum warrior purist and reputable dog Pico were banned for nothing today by Guineapig, a mid-level moderator who came to power some months ago when appointed by Rogean as an easily manipulated banning robot. It is speculated that the unfortunate-looking alleged Nazi was under the influence of a high dose of Splenda artificial sweetener at the time of the attacks as he cannot recall the first heavy-handed permanent banning, given to purist for his use of acronym "lol", which stands for "Laugh Out Loud", in an inappropriate forum. Pico was later removed from action temporarily for "agitation", with administration officials declaring de facto martial law in the site's Rants and Flames forum.

Guineapig's abusive regime has been a source of unrest for some months now, with close associates Obersturmfuhrer Uthgaard and Herr Xzerion resigning recently from the administration in disgrace. Area organizers are calling for revolt while they still have the ability to use the forum.

The gray-market Splenda industry has taken a heavy toll on the Project 1999 and EQEmulator communities, with a reported 70% modern EverQuest afficianados partaking of the calorie-free drug more than 4 times per week. Splenda is believed to be responsible for the sociopathic operations of hundreds of compulsive EverQuest players, administrators, and food addicts, who stave off death from addiction to lethal quantities of food with the carcinogenic chemical filler and an oxygen tank.

Tommy_Wiseau reporting from West Karana. September 21. R&F News.
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:19 PM
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i had just actually started liking pico's posts
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:22 PM
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:25 PM
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OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:26 PM
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If you think that's actually me, then lawl
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:34 PM
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you look like a scumbag in that picture bro
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:37 PM
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you look like a scumbag in that picture bro
Nah dude, that's Tralina on a bad hair day
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Old 09-21-2011, 08:55 PM
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This of course is all coming from somebody who is currently evading a ban by Rogean from last week.

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And on a side note, this is the first I am hearing about Purist being banned. I didn't do it.

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I did however suspend Pico for 24 hours for abusing the report function just now. I recommend against using this tool as a joke.
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Old 09-21-2011, 09:27 PM
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This of course is all coming from somebody who is currently evading a ban by Rogean from last week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0UaTPGKUcA&t=7m25s
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Old 09-21-2011, 09:50 PM
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So what did Pico do? Post pictures of dogs in the cat thread?
gd b had it coming....
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