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Old 06-21-2011, 03:02 PM
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Default Hand of Piffen recruiting

We are looking for young, underage white females to join our guild. We are a minority but we hope to change that with the guiding hand of piffen leading us to sweet, vanilla sugar.

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That's right baby, keep looking at the camera, I got some B&J wine coolers.
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:07 PM
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I would quit life alert to join this guild not even kidding
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:18 PM
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I'm in.
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:21 PM
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Glad to see 2 of the Repliers are Members in my guild so after going to join Piffen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:22 PM
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Id Disband my guild for this, but the white guy in that pic isn't my type
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:23 PM
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Id Disband my guild for this, but the white guy in that pic isn't my type
what about piffen?
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Old 06-21-2011, 04:27 PM
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Offical Guild Charter

prerequisites: SWAGGGGG & End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you!

1.) Raid plans and schedule

Hand of Piffen (HoP) is first and foremost a raiding guild. We will try our best to be raiding >9000 times a week.

1a.) Raid Attendance

We show up, then we blow up. Money out the ass, that's gross, makes me throw up.

1b.) Raiding Timezone

ALL OF 'EM. FUCK CLOCKS *****.

1c.) Leaving A Raid Early

Where in the hell you think you got to be at 'sides raiding?

2.) Code of Conduct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKaqCjgp_A

2a.) Maturity in HoP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08

2b.) Cheating and Exploits

HoP don't give no fucks. If we had a trader's satchel full of fucks, none of them would reach the buyer's market at any time in the coming future.

2c.) Disciplinary Action

Fuck the police

3.) Application Process

You gotta be goin' H.A.M. to get noticed. HARDER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER.

4.) Loot rules

I'm tryna get hood rich, *****. Piffen got dibs on the whole stack.
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Old 06-21-2011, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by marke [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Offical Guild Charter

Forewarning: End-game raiding experience from either Everquest Live or other MMORPG. If you don't have this, you're going to have to learn it on the fly. It's a lot harder, but it's do-able. Ultimately if you learn quickly you will be ok but if you don't, we will leave you behind and mock you!

1.) Raid plans and schedule

Hand of Piffen (HoP) is first and foremost a raiding guild. We will try our best to be raiding >9000 times a week.

1a.) Raid Attendance

We show up, then we blow up. Money out the ass, that's gross, makes me throw up.

1b.) Raiding Timezone

ALL OF 'EM. FUCK CLOCKS *****.

1c.) Leaving A Raid Early

Where in the hell you think you got to be at 'sides raiding?

2.) Code of Conduct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luKaqCjgp_A

2a.) Maturity in BDA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HrJ48zm08

2b.) Cheating and Exploits

HoP don't give no fucks. If we had a trader's satchel full of fucks, none of them would reach the buyer's market at any time in the coming future.

2c.) Disciplinary Action

Fuck the police

3.) Application Process

You gotta be goin' H.A.M. to get noticed. HARDER THEN A MOTHERFUCKER.

4.) Loot rules

I'm tryna get hood rich, *****. Piffen got dibs on the whole stack.

Can one of my Alts join?
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~Sylvana Whisperwind~
45 Druid

~Yiblaangel~
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Old 06-21-2011, 04:37 PM
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Marke I like your enthusiasm but only your hand gets a free-in to the guild, rest of your body still has to app.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:37 PM
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lol so hard @ this
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