You Might ALREADY Be Dead If...

[Gugg]

There's a clear blue sky but it's always raining.
There's bright sunshine but you're in the dark.
You're tired but can't sleep.
The pretty girls are fugly sluts with fake boobs and tattoos and an axe to grind.
The "good news" is bad news.
Smart technology is dumb.
It's cooler to be bent than straight (and switching "sexual orientation" is super easy like turning a light switch on and off).
There's porn everywhere but no sex.
The "professional athletes" are sponsored by McDonalds which makes you unathletic.
You smile even though you're frowning.
You tell people you're fine when you're not so you're a liar whether you like it or not.
They say the best things in life are free but you have to pay for food.
Your life has no life.
Your only choice is no choice.
Haters sing love songs.

 

This was written by a real person.