Obnoxious overbearing new shaman guild member appreciation thread

[Ooloo]

You know who I'm talking about, and I don't know why it's always a shaman.

- Joins guild; immediately talks in /gu nonstop all day long
- Constantly lets you know how different everything was on his OLD server
- Constantly asks questions pertaining to his personal to-do list, measuring his new guild's ability to get him shit
- Never offers to help for anything, other than simply attending raids which he assumes is enough for others to perceive him as helpful
- Lets the guild know 30 minutes in advance that he's gonna need a port from some totally remote location, just incase anyone was dying to port him
- Is constantly updating the guild on things he needs, how close he is to getting the things he needs, and how you can help him get the things he needs
- Barks orders to people who joined the guild after him, even though he himself has only been in the guild like two weeks
- When in comms, talks constantly and loudly much like in guild chat
- Is generally a huge self centered asshole

Obviously this doesn't only pertain to shamans, but like it 90% pertains to shamans