Live vicariously through a noob

[HalcyonX86]

It's been a bucket list of mine since I was 13 to reach endgame on EQ. However, I cannot seem to find groups for the life of me and guides are vague or confusing. I can't focus enough to stick with it solo. But if someone were to message me and be all "Hey wanna hop on?" I'll almost always say yes. I just suck at pushing myself.

So I'm looking for someone to handhold me through it while I experience everything for the first time. Solo, I've never been higher than lvl 14 and never been out of the Faydark before I get distracted or lose interest because I'm tired of trying to figure everything out on my own. But the few times I can get "in the zone" and focused while playing, or do find a group, I have a blast.

Just need someone with a lot of patience and gets excited over the idea of "I am going to make you understand this game SO good and then mold you into an actual, useful, beast in a party so I can have someone reliable for a change. Muahahahahaaaaa!!" If that makes any sense. I'm usually a tank in most MMORPGs but willing to DPS. Just don't make me heal.

I also smoke a lot (legal here) so gotta be chill with that, because I get to be a chatterbox on the right strain xD

I'm willing to be on Blue or Green, either is fine. Just make me your padawan, that's all lol