First world problems

[Reiwa]

Let's get a definition of 'first world'.

Here's mine!

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First world is when your GDP doubles in 30 years but there's 8 million less of you.

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Akshually, it's when your economy is centrally planned and you're shelling your own cities.

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Wait no, it's when your last President fled a popular coup and your new one is a TV clown.

What's yours? Tell us,,,