Embarrassing RL story time

[unsunghero]

Some examples for me:

1. Was jogging outside along a dirt path next to a sidewalk and noticed when I finished and was back at the gym that I a piece of jumping cholla cactus stuck to the back of my left calf. So I found a stick and began to pry it, but didn't pay attention to the angle. Soon I was able to pry it off....right into my other leg

2. (warning: this one is gross) Was on a vegas trip and sometimes when I go on vacation (especially camping) my digestion just shuts down and for some reason I don't go number 2, sometimes for days. This happened in Vegas but meanwhile I was eating tons of expensive delicious buffet food. I finally crapped after 2 days and it was one of the biggest craps I ever took in my life. It was a giant triumphant tower sticking straight up out of the water and the hotel left me literally nothing to whack it with (no plunger, no scrubby thing) to break it up. Tried flushing and of course it wouldn't flush, wouldn't even budge. I left it for the poor hispanic cleaning ladies to deal with

3. Was on vacation in Jamaica and was going down to the beach in just my swimsuit and apparently some middle-aged probably intoxicated ladies wanted to spit some game at me so they said "Hi there! How you doing?" or something like that to me. I didn't have my contacts in and there were other people around, so I looked in the general direction of them but couldn't tell if the blurry flesh-colors (how life looks without contacts in) were talking to me or someone else. So I continued on and very quickly heard a disappointed "Oh not gonna answer huh? I see how it is!". I am a people-pleaser type and get upset when I make someone upset, so I quickly tried to soothe things over. I ran over to who I thought were them and said "I'm sorry for not saying hi earlier, I'm doing good, how are you doing?". And they just stared at me thinking I was trying some weird pick-up line or something. Then I realized it was the wrong people and just gave up


I'll post some more as the memories I've tried to repress come to me, but feel free to post your own embarrassing RL stories if u want