South California Wild Fires

[skarlorn]

Have you heard the news? Southern California is currently ablaze. Multi-million dollar homes are being turned to ash and the air is more toxic than ever. GOD has shown his hand and smote this land of liberals, cucks, and the jewish media oligarchy.

No doubt, this was executed by a personal agent of the President Donaldo Trumpiisima. I, a temporary resident of Los Angeles, personally saw Trump's attorney scrambling up the hill from the 405 with a golden lighter in his hand.

This is what California gets for harboring illegals.

Stay safe and if the fires reach your home, spin counter-clockwise saying our Lord's Name (Trump Daddy) three times and he will come to your home on the wings of a Patriot Missile, scoop u up, and then fly you to North Korea to kill the Communist Menace.

[JurisDictum]

Unless the insurance industry starts red flagging -- I don't see much to worry about as far as economic impact goes. It is a prime example of how finance in a capitalist system can actually work to benefit everyone.

[Lulz~Sect]

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[mickmoranis]

every year in California since the beginning of recorded history, the winds from Santa Anna come blowing through the valley.

Then this year: ITS PROOF THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAPPENING

[citizen1080]

Originally Posted by Spyder73 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or its proof that nature is trying to run people out of California before the decides to drop it into the ocean

Would prefer the people stay there for that event.

[Pokesan]

let the desert burn

[skarlorn]

ya. the biggest fire is up in ventura county over a ridge of foothills from malibu. No one gives a fuck about that place anyway.

the vids you see off fake news networks are definitely dramatizations; shot at night, looks like the whole world is burning but it's really only 1 small section of DESERT LANDSCAPE WHERE A 10 MILLION HUMAN METROPOLIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

[citizen1080]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ya. the biggest fire is up in ventura county over a ridge of foothills from malibu. No one gives a fuck about that place anyway.

the vids you see off fake news networks are definitely dramatizations; shot at night, looks like the whole world is burning but it's really only 1 small section of DESERT LANDSCAPE WHERE A 10 MILLION HUMAN METROPOLIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

You sure you can handle it up here boyo, it's not warm =)

[hyejin]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

where?

[skarlorn]

I don't like the cold much, Bob, nor the oppressive darkness. It will be a bitter change for my Southwestern blood, but I have survived winters in PNW before. This time I'll be back in Portland, where my siblings live, so I hope to weather the bleak winter by increasing the spiritual fire stoked only by close friends and family. I only have a 3 month lease atm so not too worried :-)