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Old 11-04-2016, 10:14 AM
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I thought we might make a place for sharing new words. I've been given two now and they give me a good little laugh each time I think of them (yes I am a nerd), so I thought I'd share them here and at the same time provide a place for others to share new words. I will begin.
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Old 11-04-2016, 10:42 AM
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blunderstand

[bluhn-der-stand]

verb (used with object), blunderstood, blunderstanding

1. to erroneously perceive the idea of; incorrectly grasp the meaning of; to mistakenly comprehend
You blunderstand that melon does not like her friend

2. to perceive the idea, grasp the meaning or comprehend by miraculous accident.
melon blunderstood the idea perfectly even if his reasoning was off.
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Old 11-04-2016, 10:44 AM
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mistance

[mis-tuh ns]

noun

1. an expanse or area of low visibility
melon stealthed away and was lost to the mistance

2. a linear extent of obfuscated space
melon's eyes failed to perceive much from that mistance
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Old 11-04-2016, 11:11 AM
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LITERALLY

(lit-er-ally) (adj)

A word often confused with "figuratively"
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Old 11-04-2016, 11:12 AM
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cummies

[ku-mm-ies]

noun

1. the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
Daddy gives me cummies.

2. Slang: Vulgar. Semen or other product of orgasm
I used to 💦masturbate💦 onto 🐦birds🐦 at a local park🌲🌳🌸. 🚫Not a thing that I’m particularly 😇proud of🚫 but I be💦CAME💦 quite ✅✅good at it. I was taking zinc 💊supplements💎💉 so I was shooting 💦💦💦massive loads💦💦💦 and it became something of a ⚽🎾⚾sport⛳🎳 to me. For anyone🙋🙏 interested😎 here is your best✅ strategy❌⭕.󾠮first󾠮, you need to find an 🌎isolated spot🌍 so you don’t become a 🔪🙅👶sex offender👶🍼🍼. I found👀 a ⬇short kind of ↕channel area😋😉 where I 👀saw the 🐦🐓pigeons would 👪congregate. Next, you 😍😜😷arouse💦💦 🙋yourself. I was usually 😌😊content with envisioning👽👄👀 the occasional 👌🏃jogging 👭lady 💦💦coming💦💦 over and ✅✅taking a shit™ 💩💩on my chest🙋 and that was ✅✔enough to 🔥💥🚗fuel the fire🔥🔥🔥 but if you’re 🚫not🚫 as ☺😇😉😜sexually 💡charged🍆⚡⚡ as 🙋me🙋 just take some 😻😝😘porn😜 on the 🏃go➡. After you’re ✔good✔ an 😍🌵horny😉, you get some 🍞bread. My 🐦pigeons🐓 preferred 🍞🍞white bread but 🍆👍💪healthier 🐥🐤birds🐣 might have a 👅taste👅💦 for 🍼🍭honey wheat🌿🌾 or maybe even 🔢multigrain🔢. ✊Fat, unhealthy😷 birds🐓🐦 are ❌slower and ✅easier to 💦hit💦 so remember✅✔ that. Once you are 👍seated👇 on the 🌳bench and ⚠ready⚠ to 😉😉do the deed😍😛, whip👊 your 🍆roosevelt🍆 out and scatter 🍞bread🍞 out within a few 👇feet of you. use your 😕judgement based✊👌 on how far↔ you know you can 💦cum💦. I was a lonely😢😥 and depraved😲😵 soul💫✨ who could 🔒hit targets💦 the size of a 👌thimble at distances up to 󾠱feet. You wait for the 🐦pigeons🐥 to begin ✊👌eating and to get ☺comfortable with 🙋your presence. At this point⏬, you want to 😉😯coo gently👅 and talk 👄sensually💋 to them to 🔒gain their ✅trust. Now you’re finally ready to 💦cum💦 on your 🐦bird. This is a 💪tough part because the 🏃rapid motion💨 of 💦masturbation🍆 is very frightening😲😮 to the birds🐤🐦, so you have to be 🙅🙈subtle. Once you 👵master💯 a 🆗technique, you simply wind🔃 it up⬆ and let it ♻go🔛, ❌aiming depending on your past 💦cumming💦 experiences🍆. I always 💦came💦 🍁high🍃 so I would ⛳aim for the 🐣neck of the 🐦🐥bird and catch it right in the 😢😛face. It’s an ✅extremely 💯satisfying and 😍erotic feeling😜, 👀💀seeing those 🐥🐔birds reel🐬 around♻ covered in 💦cum💦 and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city🗼🗽🗾. ↕Either↔way I haven’t 🍌done it🍆 in 🕗years🕝 but every 🆗✔now and then I ✊✊catch myself🙋 gazing👀 wistfully😻 at a flock of 🐦🐤birds, 🍆🍌cock 😩😍😋throbbing✊👌 and 🕑waiting for them to 🌎🌋land close🌍 to me🙋😌😝.[/i]

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Old 11-04-2016, 11:27 AM
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pandiculation ‎(plural pandiculations) A stretching and stiffening of the trunk and extremities, as when fatigued and drowsy or on waking, often accompanied by yawning. 👵
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Old 11-04-2016, 11:56 AM
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laffable

[laf-uh-buh l]

adjective

1. unbelievably friendly; amusingly close; "warm & fuzzy"
Their relationship is SO laffable, the mistance between them is nonexistent!

2. shamefully benign; naively welcoming
Only a cuck would present such a laffable smile in a situation like this.
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Old 11-16-2016, 03:31 PM
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sinsual

[sin-shoo-uh l]

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1. wildly arousing or exciting the senses or desires with general deviance
The book's excessively sinsual overtones rendered it taboo for polite discussion.

2. dangerously appealing, perilously enticing in gratification of the senses or desire
Instigating a leak within the organization was a wildly sinsual prospect.
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Old 11-16-2016, 04:32 PM
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The first person that says "irregardless" is getting slapped in the fucking mouth

It's not a word
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Old 11-16-2016, 05:04 PM
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Pussification
pussification(noun): the state in which a society becomes less and less tough. This noun's originator is the famous comedian George Carlin.
"We are undergoing a pussification of our entire society."

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