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Old 08-12-2016, 09:41 AM
J. Jones J. Jones is offline
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Default EPIC RAP ROAST - P99 EDITION

YO, yo yo yoyo...CHECK IT

let this fill your soul and kill you slow..i cast 8 then you castrate after being hit from the venom of the snake//
flipping birds to these nerds with socks filled with turds complaining about the server state...saying "these are all the reasons p99 ain't great"//
so they comprised complaints, devised a plan to hate, then took a one way trip on a plane to hate//
self-proclaimed maestros try reinstate old mechanics that caused damage, but in the meantime they still whine while they have their cake//
no wonder you neckbeards are so overweight, your storage device is the only thing that's a solid state//
you over complicate and overcompensate for your failed real life which you try to escape..what do you think, you can just cast gate?//
make no mistake, your addiction causes infliction that you can't forsake//
what you need to do is detoxxicate before the aftermath can't be erased..//
accept-the destruction, you slept is my presumption...your prison-like dreams can't make you function straight//
the warder's here...oh wait, check mate..now you're on a rampage, the thought keeps you awake//
i would feel bad for ya, but i can't relate and i know it's a drag for ya that you're in dismay//
but hey, i said i won't discriminate. if you're a man behind that breastplate, step up to the plate or else RnF will decide your fate//

I GOT BARZZ, COME AT ME!!!!
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Old 08-12-2016, 09:44 AM
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Old 08-12-2016, 10:39 AM
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Old 08-12-2016, 04:46 PM
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Old 08-12-2016, 11:03 PM
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YO, yo yo yoyo...CHECK IT

let this fill your soul and kill you slow..i cast 8 then you castrate after being hit from the venom of the snake//
flipping birds to these nerds with socks filled with turds complaining about the server state...saying "these are all the reasons p99 ain't great"//
so they comprised complaints, devised a plan to hate, then took a one way trip on a plane to hate//
self-proclaimed maestros try reinstate old mechanics that caused damage, but in the meantime they still whine while they have their cake//
no wonder you neckbeards are so overweight, your storage device is the only thing that's a solid state//
you over complicate and overcompensate for your failed real life which you try to escape..what do you think, you can just cast gate?//
make no mistake, your addiction causes infliction that you can't forsake//
what you need to do is detoxxicate before the aftermath can't be erased..//
accept-the destruction, you slept is my presumption...your prison-like dreams can't make you function straight//
the warder's here...oh wait, check mate..now you're on a rampage, the thought keeps you awake//
i would feel bad for ya, but i can't relate and i know it's a drag for ya that you're in dismay//
but hey, i said i won't discriminate. if you're a man behind that breastplate, step up to the plate or else RnF will decide your fate//

I GOT BARZZ, COME AT ME!!!!
AYYY WHAT'S UP MY HOMIES!
Samocles the bard here bout to fear kite this little rap caster!, bout to send him preaching like a pastor!
What you saying bout the best blessed citizens of everquest? nothin wrong with poopsocking, rather annoying to hear a guy like you fucking balking!
We'll cast you asway to the highest reaches of little kedge keep! You'll dredge away for loot that's ass-cheap!
My friends, come listen to this tale of woe, that this poster knows as his oh-so-sad life!
You live mashing away on your keyboard!
As your mom rages on about your lack of a job, your tears fill the seaboard!
Now before you start spreading your shitty rap tyranny!
Haven't you heard of something called irony?
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Old 08-13-2016, 12:11 AM
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I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like _______, no sir-re
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Old 08-13-2016, 12:13 AM
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I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like _______, no sir-ee
but they dont mind cuz what the heck ya gotta be _____ to get a _______ check


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Old 08-13-2016, 01:47 AM
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This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
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Old 08-13-2016, 02:19 AM
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This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
You're making a mountain out of a mole, Hill.
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Old 08-13-2016, 02:20 AM
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