Petition to have Pokesan arrested

[Spyder73]

I read an interesting post from Maskedmelon in Off-topic about how men and women have different (unequal) rights and levels of exposure when it comes to medical conditions and procedures. Abortion is always a hot topic, so my suggestion here is that we gather 100k signatures and submit a petition to the White House to spur conversation on behalf of our lady friends. We need a scapegoat, so I would like to formally nominate Pokesan as the fall man.

The proposition is to have Pokesan formally arrested and charged due to excessive fapping (murder). The consequences of his actions are the deaths of hundreds of thousands of unborn aspergers children (multiple charges per day).

[Pokesan]

blow me

[maskedmelon]

This is insensitive tbh. Aside from trivializing the issues at hand, I am confident that Pokesan's alleged auto-heredital genocide, is purely a symptom of awareness - or rather lack thereof -and the absence of any form of ejaculate safety net whatsoever.

We need a new program aimed at promoting abstinence first and foremost, with collection and storage services (CACS) as a tool of last resort. Disadvantaged communities would qualify for vouchers to subsidize handling fees.

To encourage participation, proof of enrollment in a qualified sperm preservation program would need to be demonstrated on yearly income tax returns for all males, ejaculate producing hermaphrodites and pre-operative trans-women. Failure to do so would result in fines, which would be re-invested in the programs promoting awareness and CACS.

[Lurikeen]

I second the motion that Pokesan is hung from his crown jewels and beaten within an inch of his life. Oh wait... you said arrested. I second the motion and third it.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

5 star thread.

[Daywolf]

for once I voted for something other than bush/towers.
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[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Lurikeen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I second the motion that Pokesan is hung from his crown jewels and beaten within an inch of his life.

Can never be too hard on crime.

Shits classic.

[Samsung]

Lol

[Blitzers]

A world w/o Pokesan is a world that works.