The Chronicles of Smarmia: ***OFFICIAL***-S.o.R.P. YT Tracking

[maskedmelon]

In the interest if full and fair disclosure due the good people of the Off Topic community, it's affiliates and all other entities subservient to the illustrious Society of Retarded Posters (henceforth S.o.R.P.) please find below a complete and detailed accounting of all S.o.R.P.

May the ensuing annals serve not only to immortalize the good works of S.o.R.P., but may it also elevate in proper esteem the magnanimity of our fine organization. May too the righteous zeal of our membership burn with such ferocity that the long shadow of adversity is rent from its dark habitat and utterly smitten upon the placid sea of in and drudgery.

So without further ado, I give you

The Chronicles of Smarmia: ***OFFICIAL***-S.o.R.P. YT Tracking