Bard Lifes Mattur

[Borf]

Meez notice dat lots of frunds are means to da singy mans. Dey always say da bad tings bouts dem when dey around an sum time when der is no singy man. Borf like when da singy man strum da lute make Borf hed feels guud an makes meez bite wounds feels guuder too.

Dey also make da bad tings punch da udder bad tings an dat make Borf laff. Nots man knee frunds no dis but Borf grate grand pappy wuz a singy man. Meez fadder wuz Borf, hiz fadder wuz Borf, an hiz fadder wuz a singy man.

Borfetta tell Borf dat singy man had man knee drinks in da blue ulf city. She say he have guud sings an make her feels like real Orger. Sum time singy man no guud tho, Borfetta wake up an singy man no der.

Meez glad fer da singy man tho. Even tho he hurts meez mama, grand mama, an grate grand mama, Borfetta, wit out hims der be no Borfs. So yooz should thanks yer local singy mans today!