****OFFICIAL**** Everquest: a poem.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the server,
The neckbeards were camping with such a great fervor;
The poopsocks were taped to the rectums with care,
In hopes that a dragon soon would be there;
The noobies were nestled all snug in their camps,
The cheetos and soda both causing great cramps;
The rangers all idle, minds starting to crack,
Had just settled in for a long window's track;
When down in the forums arose such a chatter,
I lept to RnF to see who was fatter;
Away to the forums I flew with a flash,
Hitting f5 till I leveled up bash (34);
"OP is Swish" I scoffed with a smirk,
Preparing myself for a grand circlejerk;
When what to my wandering eyes did appear,
Chest playing victim, JRC up his rear;
"We got trained in Hate, 200 men wiped!",
"All of the loot we deserve has been swiped!";
Jolly old Sirken then did come along,
"You pietheth of shit" he said with great calm;
More rapid than eagles the banhammer fell,
"You faggotth quit training or go thtraight to hell!";
"On JRC, on Ravener, on Kekephee, on Phantasm!",
"It's our turn for Talendor I think I might gasm!",
Then off of the forums the dindus did scurry,
And off to Skyfire the zerg guild did hurry;
Despite all their efforts they wiped once again,
They brought the whole crew and they still couldn't win;
From the library Swish called them all noobs,
As lonely man-children asked Sidelle for boobs;
The SoRP was running amok,
None of the order was giving a fuck;
IRYD was trying to hang,
The best he could muster was a photoshopped wang;
Drakaris was wearing AoN and sash,
Ragnaros claimed he bought them with cash;
Rogean and Nilbog were at home with family,
Giving no thought to server calamity;
Most of red server was still unemployed,
The hyper twinked griefers corpse camped and toyed;
As I went back to grinding like a low level chump,
The wall of my house was torn down with a thump;
There stood Trump his hair wafting and steaming,
His top notch veneers were blinding and gleaming;
"Vote for me, Pagan, in 2016",
"If I become president I'll wipe this bitch clean";
Before even I knew it I instinctively knelt,
And started undoing the buckle on his belt;
He stood me back up and said "no, son, don't blow",
"Just please vote for me and let your friends know";
He lept in his sleigh and roared with a grin,
"Let's make America great once again!";
Taking off to the stars like a great fire ball,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!".


Merry Christmas, nerds.
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[indiscriminate_hater]

Hmm?

[Pokesan]

lost it at long window's track; LOL

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[Monty405]

I am posting this on my tablet while on the toilet.

[Filthy_Pagan]

Originally Posted by fandAONgo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

kill yourself. waiting for u at CT if u ever log in

Make sure you're carrying plenty of plat so it's worth my time, peasant

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[Spyder73]

Underrated piece of artwork here - Wish I would have seen it before I posted mine.

I think they both do we as stand alone pieces though

[Muggens]

Good stuff!

[maskedmelon]

Bump for great literature brought to you by the Great Society of RP!

[James_Joyce]

somehow I missed this thread the first time around. The praise of the Retarded God be unto our beloved Grand Moff Shogun for rectifying this oversight. And even more praise from Him for the author of this delightful artwork, at which I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Filthy_Pagan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Jolly old Sirken then did come along,
"You pietheth of shit" he said with great calm;

There stood Trump his hair wafting and steaming,
His top notch veneers were blinding and gleaming;
"Vote for me, Pagan, in 2016",
"If I become president I'll wipe this bitch clean";
Before even I knew it I instinctively knelt,
And started undoing the buckle on his belt;
He stood me back up and said "no, son, don't blow",
"Just please vote for me and let your friends know";
He lept in his sleigh and roared with a grin,
"Let's make America great once again!";
Taking off to the stars like a great fire ball,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!".

quoted my favorite parts

this was just lovely. took a screencap and i only have like 4 p99 screencaps ever.