Meat Product Discontinuations

[Greengrocer]

After a recent analysis of Velious market conditions and a few cook books from trusted sources, Nomsanto Industries is officially withdrawing all buying and selling activities from the following meat and forage markets:

Snow Bunny Meat
Wooly Rhino Meat *endangered, illegal, do-not-harvest
Tundra Kodiak Meat
Holgresh Meat
Otterman Meat
Ulthork Meat
Ripened Mango
Yew Leaves

Existing stocks will be on clearance/liquidation at local Greengrocer and Ggexpress outlets.

I apologize if you were out collecting these ingredients in the hopes of a big payday at the market.

As a reminder, these product discontinuations are in addition to the recalls on the following meats which have been deemed NO LONGER SAFE-FOR-CONSUMPTION:

Rat Meat
Scorpion Meat
Snake Meat
Gator Meat
Lion Meat
Bear Meat

You can thank the one and only Mordin Frostcleaver for this recall. His unsanitary, nightmarish factory farms have tainted these meats, thanks to his inhumane practice of pumping the animals full of unneeded medicines and chemicals and forcing them to use Luclin models.

Signed,
your Greengrocer

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[Greengrocer]

TL;DR: I ain't buyin' [all of] your stanky meats no more!

[Muggens]

Mordin Frostcleaver...he should be called Monsanto Frostcleaver.

[Bboboo]

Guess I'll just let all this rot.

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[captnamazing]

WTF do u have against ripened mangos????

[Greengrocer]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

WTF do u have against ripened mangos????

Did you hear what the ripened mangos have been saying about Mother Filbus?

They cannot be trusted. That's all I'm going to say.

[Portasaurus]

Originally Posted by Bboboo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guess I'll just let all this rot.

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[Oleris]

sure you don't want any wooly mammoth meat? Me in my guild have surplus after we kill another guild and steal their stock. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Pringles]

The emersion.... whole new level.

[Pyrocat]

My meat stockpiles...!

damn u speculation meat market, you've brought my financials to ruin once again