The Velious Theme Song

[YendorLootmonkey]

In honor of Velious release for you guys this weekend, I have written/recorded a song.

To the tune of "Patience" by Guns N Roses
Parody by Yendor Lootmonkey

Click here to hear my window-shattering off-key singing!

Guild's tracked there for day or two.
Waitin' for a dragon spawn.
Loot, I think about you every day now.

Was a time when I wasn't sure
We would
Be the first to engage.
There is no truce now
with the shadow.

Said neckbeard, camp your toon.
Make sure you have raid buffs.
All we need is just a little Velious.
Said newbie, you're last in line.
Got a hundred mains to gear.
All we need is just a little Velious.

(Velious) mmmm yeah

I sit here in Northern Ro
Because I just missed the boat
If I can't find a druid
I'll wait, dear.
Sometimes I get so lost
Even though the maps are online
But you know, bro
That would be way too much effort.

Guildleader, I didn't know
The way to get to Skyshrine
You and I could use a little Velious
Raidleader, take the time
To get us to Kerafyrm's lair
Four warders dead are what it takes
To wake him

We won't wake him,

Another guild is keyed up.

We better wake him.

A little Velious
mmm yeah, ooooh yeah
Need a little Velious, yeah
Just a little Velious, yeah

BEEN RAIDIN' IN T.O.V.
COULDN'T GET MY SLEEPER'S KEY
HARD TO SEE WITH SO MANY AROUND
I GOTTA TURN MY PARTICLE
EFFECTS ALL DOWN
AND THE TRAINS DON'T CHANGE
THE RAID SCENE IS LAME
BUT I KEEP LOGGING INTO THE GAME
CAUSE I NEED LOOT
YEAH YEAH BUT I NEED LOOT
OOOOO I NEED LOOT
WHOA I NEED LOOT
FOR MY FIFTH ALLLLLLLT