Violence is not the answer

Cid · #1 02-13-2015, 05:29 AM

It has been confirmed that violence is indeed not the answer. I am not sure who exactly confirmed it, but I assume it was the same guy that confirmed facts for everyone else. I think he's like a notary but I've never met him.

Some have claimed that 42 is in fact that answer, but the evidence presented is sketchy at best. We have had no confirmation on the matter so it will remain a number of interest in the ongoing investigation.

It has been suggested that bird is the answer, but this is a simple misunderstanding. Bird is in fact the word, which scientists have confirmed is greater than or equal to the answer and not eligible to be the answer on its own.

Another suggestion is drugs, which are bad mmkay? Obviously none of us have addiction problems, we can quit playing whenever we want. Would you leave a puppy in a room full of Special Olympians? No, no you would not. You know they will pet it to death, don't tempt them.

Oprah is also not the answer since she died when she attempted to remove the curse from the gypsy guy on Thinner and her soul was split into Fat Oprah and Skinny Oprah and began the seven years of war foretold in the Book of Revelations.
(Correction: It was actually the Spellbook of Revelations. My bad.)

I have just been informed by my attention span that I need to go to a commercial break, so stay tuned and we'll be right back. Or don't, I don't really care. I'm not coming back anyway so you definitely have to. One of us has to be the responsible one and I was fucked up when I started writing this so it has to be you.

Discuss for a few posts then devolve into a personal argument. Please include posturing, unsubstantiated claims, of course some insults and threats, and both sides believing they won. You know, what happens in every topic.