Asshat

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is perhaps the greatest contribution to the english language of the modern era. Consider, if you will, this brief list of asshat's most obvious virtues:

1. It is short: two syllables spoken, six letters written, it is easy to pronounce and easy to spell.
2. It is intensely graphical and beautifully clear in its meaning
3. It applies with great accuracy and amazing justice to any human target regardless of gender, or absence thereof, or profusion thereof, or confusion thereof.


Sorry, that's all I have for you. Thanks for reading.