Which wrestler would you be?

[Strifer]

RnF and professional wrestlers share a lot in common. They are both very bolsterous in their claims and arguments, with everything on display for the general masses. An episode of Monday Night Raw could be compared if me and like lron got a twitch setup and commented while we streamed raid mob pops.

"IT'S GONNAH BE A SLOBBERKNOCKAH LRON"
"OH MY GOD STRIFER, IB HAS THE STEEL CHA- I MEAN THEY JUST DA TRAINED TMO"
"THE GM DIDN'T CATCH IT BECAUSE BDA WAS RINGSIDE COMPLAINING THAT TAKEN STOLE THEIR VS"

Seriously though, if you were going to be a badass wrestler in search of phat loot and kicking ass, who would it be?

p.s. I call Ric Flair.