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02-10-2014, 11:20 PM
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Tips for controlling flatulence?
So i eat alot of sugary biscuits, drinks lots of juice, have beer with meat. Sometimes i will fart during the night while im asleep and it wakes up my girlfriend and she will elbow me like wtf man are you kidding me with this rotten egg smell?
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02-10-2014, 11:24 PM
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02-10-2014, 11:39 PM
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02-10-2014, 11:52 PM
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02-10-2014, 11:33 PM
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i forget whats the sexual position for when u are hittin it from behind with the blanket around your waist, then you fart under the blanket and throw it over her head... but i think thats what this blanket is for
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02-10-2014, 11:42 PM
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gas is a sign of a healthy digestive system.. girls probably just jealous
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02-11-2014, 12:02 AM
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lol imagine your boyfriend or girlfriend giving you this
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02-11-2014, 12:18 AM
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Just shove the other end of the tube directly into your ass. Problem solved.
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02-11-2014, 12:21 AM
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