The truth about Dacbane (Fecal)

[Slathar]

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

However, due to his repeated domestic assault arrests, multiple rehab stints that involved being strapped down to a bed and electrocuted with giant, rubbery dildo-guns, and his final depraved act - assaulting a Sbarro's employee with a rope of his own ejaculate.

I am typing this from the confines of a state mental ward. There are monstrosities here that are unheard of.

In summary, there are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

[Slathar]

Baaaadoooiiiiiiinggggg.

[Slathar]

I am a fucking doctor of history. Just another good American like any other. I'm not like the others. Nothing to fear from me, no. As for my colleague, well, he is an ill-tempered Irishman with a horrible drug problem and no patience for a diversity of opinions.

[Slathar]

Did you know that tobacco smoke is actually a remedy to some forms of cancer? Specifically, butt cancer and lung cancer. Marijuana is far more harmful and cancerous.

[Slathar]

Current mood: mysterious and forboding.

Current eyeshadow: black

[Slathar]

The reality of a total mental break is all now very real.

[Slathar]

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

[Slathar]

Where my dogs at?
ARF ARF

You think it's a game? You think it's a mother fucking gaaaaaame?

[Slathar]

Awwww yisssssss

[Slathar]

Sometimes when I eat chocolate it sticks to my teeth.